me but online

[yuuii @yuuiichive]

Live life fully, buy yourself a book. Read the book. Don’t finish it. Buy another book. Go on a long walk. Read 3 pages of the book at the park. Buy another book. Add the book to a pile. Feel the breeze on your skin. Buy another book. Annotate the first chapter. Go buy another bo

[je ne sais pas @bobameals]

that etsy witch:

[me but online @istillbite66]

i’m not lying at all when i say i could write a thesis on 1000lb sisters. and i plan to

[me but online @istillbite66]

are the vanity fair napkins associated with the fashion magazine

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

Ideally your husband should have this approximate vibe imo

[Errai @errai]

(texting my doctor two beers in) do you wanna do any surgeries on me this weekend

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

[me but online @istillbite66]

need more female camera operators in the nfl i wanna see sum

[Kenny @tohereknwswhen]

Bringing this to the bar this weekend fyi

[me but online @istillbite66]

i need to live somewhere that has a monsoon season

[me but online @istillbite66]

i love working night shift because every morning at 3am all the skin on my face peels off.

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

The guy that shot Osama Bin Laden wants me to be his sex slave.

[Kitanas @xKitanas]

HE’S NOT UNEMPLOYED, HE’S GRINDING FOR DARK MATTER ON BLACK OPS 6

[me but online @istillbite66]

my dog poisoned me i’ve never been more sure of anything in my life