Kurtis Cates

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10,000 foreclosures a day now; up from an average of 2,500. This number is still rising dramatically. http://www.truthout.org/071609A

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@drpennylane Barack Obama is trying to do that stuff, like, everyday. Hit that YouTube, Youngin'. Then tell B Boxer to fund public transit!

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read this: http://www.truthout.org/070409Z

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Cricket 73106

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http://twitpic.com/2leqa - Sike!

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http://twitpic.com/2leqa - Dear Twitpic, I am sorry that I blamed you for my incompetence. Now attach!

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My tweet-before-last should have had this photo attached. I'm awesome.

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@chefrp I left that place with a slightly used Brainy Smurf tattoo and a wife who cannot be pleased without Los Dos Amigos.)

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This kid is onto something. Most of her classmates, when prompted to define peace, suggested that it has something to do with 'no school.'

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Looking for a place to shack up. Any ideas?

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These kids really think they're going to space! Dream on, little dreamers. You make my day. http://tinyurl.com/cz9eyg

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@drpennylane I AM off that night...

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...which also means: Michelle L's Birthday (one of my all-time favorite people.) How did I lose THAT number? 816something?!?!? dang-it-all

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Happy Birthday Sushi!!! I miss you every day....

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New title accrued: 'Museum Facilitator.' (I play with kids at the Omniplex all day.) come see me there AM and Deep Fork Grill PM.

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Science Museum sighting of chefRP. He is looking good. I mean REALLY good! (shook his hand, suddenly I am starving.)

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Devising a brilliant plan to capture Bristol Palin on the rebound ('cause I'm pretty sure that she does it, and I like that in a woman.)

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@drpennylane Twitter asks the question. I simply provide an honest answer. (When in doubt, reach for the phone. Unfortunately, no TP app.)

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Looking for the toilet paper whose existence I should have confirmed before I initiated this transaction.

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Home finally. Well, various homes. Can't wait to see you (if you've been hanging out with 'others', it's over. No non-sexual exceptions.)