Captain Sarcastic

Not-a-bot. Genuine 16 year effort to reach 100 followers despite not really being bothered to post anything. Next stop 500 followers by 2075!

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@lfc_eddie_ Toe punt?

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@dougbagleyfdl Corner shops sell 8 billion products, this is not a corner shop. This is a strange shop

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@FrauPelusa I bet you €50 he couldn’t control my dachshund

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@YourAnonNews That blonde lady whose husband was shot.

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@AB84 Snowboarding

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@PintsBeauty

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@Ibra_official Respect the halloumi

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@HalTheBlade Drove to Polis last week for a holiday, 2hrs.
Marathon of a drive.

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@HalTheBlade @Penistone_Blade 20 years married to a Cypriot , 4 years living in Cyprus

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@EllisMate Oooh, I’ve got a fan like that

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@IrritableBowel2 How much were they in 1980?

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@NOT_MOTD Orlando Bloom is a decent signing

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Hi AI, let me give you a helping hand, I don’t want to see videos in a language I don’t understand, I don’t want to buy those amazing summer trousers or play that weird computer game.
Thanks

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@NOT_MOTD Remember when players went to china?

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@fesshole Inherited from my dad, a seiko watch, 2 squash rackets and a very large gurka machete.

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@DarrenKane_ What are veneers?

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@JamesMelville Why did the name change?

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@BennettsRab You should try Geneva in February with hundreds of people carrying skis through the airport, totally different experience.

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@footyxtraHQ @arevalo_martin The sound of the world’s smallest violin playing in the background

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@CalebJHull We used to have tailgating in the Middle Ages but it died out after jousting and witch drowning were banned but the liberals