KC

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[S ⚾️ @yankee_babee]

How it feels to not be in New York City right now

[trash jones @jzux]

elmo confirmed bisexual

[josé @soberseas]

People in California sometimes go to the beach to watch the sunrise but the sun rises in the east and then they get upset

[Aki🏳️‍⚧️ @aki_st4rz3]

I can tell how someone truly feels about me by just making it up in my head

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

Need a bad bitch to force me to watch a show i wouldn't normally watch

[Cody 🫧 @Thot_Pocket]

being a real housewife on the traitors is harder than serving in the military

[dan @sickupid]

this year was so catastrophic i’m seriously considering eating grapes under my table on nye

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

only trust lesbians and trust them implicitly.

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i dissociated my way into this and i will dissociate my way out

[mary @elaine_stritch]

my jazz? all that
my tango? cell blocked
my gun? reached for by two people
my days? nowa
my honey rag? hot

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

economy so bad u might as well follow your dreams and see what happens

[🐊⚜️THE LADY™️⚜️🐊 @GeauxSeeTheLady]

as the daughter

[elle-ena greco @halfsaiid]

*consoling nicole kidman* nooooo honey it’s ok you’re actually exactly the right age to be bisexual

[KC @it5justkc]

mommy!!!

[Variety @Variety]

Jimmy Kimmel thanked Donald Trump after scoring record ratings post-suspension: "We couldn’t have done it without you, Mr. President."

Julia Louis-Dreyfus was then Kimmel's guest and brought him a puppy: "She particularly wanted to come on because she’s a huge fan of the First Amendment.”
https://t.co/OYqB7Y4eif

[Jordan @itsjordanapps]

put eileen davidson on the traitors

[n @jesusmokedganj]

My favorite thing ever is calling people I’ve never dated my ex