Comedy Bart™

I have a date tonight, with my bed. We're totally gonna sleep together.

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If you don't text me, I understand. If you act like you don't care, I understand. But if I stop loving you, it's your turn to understand.

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A boyfriend should always do the things it took him to get his girl. Even after she's his.

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Love doesn't need to be perfect, it just needs to be true.

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Overthinking is what kills you.

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Being alone is scary, but not as scary as feeling alone in a relationship.

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Never blame anyone ; Good people give happiness. Bad people give experiences. The worst people give a lesson. Best people give memories.

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I wish I had the heart to ignore you like you ignore me.

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anybody can start today and make a new ending.

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Life is a cycle. Maybe I'm lucky now, but who knows if I'm gonna be unlucky tomorrow. But I believe that God will always give THE BEST!

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Sometimes, all you can do is laugh it off.

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Society is funny. They ask you to be yourself and yet they judge you.

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Don't lose yourself trying to love someone.

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Distance means so little, when someone means so much.

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It's better to be hated for what you are, than to be loved for what you are not.

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If a guy cries over a girl, he must really love her.

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When a girl says nothing is wrong, you better work your ass off to find out the problem is.

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Be strong, no matter how hard things may seem.

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I'm not perfect, you're not perfect, so don't judge.

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Don't bother lying to a girl, they find out everything.

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Don't feel sad over someone who gave up on you, feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would have never given up on them.