kets (kindred ket) 🇵🇱🇵🇸

🔞 I write smut (mostly)

🎶 musician/VA

⛔️ toxic parasocials and delusional shippers DNI ⛔️

alphabet mafia friendly 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[kets (kindred ket) 🇵🇱🇵🇸 @it_do_be_ket]

#FreePalestineFromIsraeINOW #Palestine #IsraelHamasWar #IsraelisATerorrist #IsraelisGenocidalState

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Life is hard. It’s harder when you’re stupid.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

The second one made me physically recoil �

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

Sherlock Holmes been real quiet since this dropped 😭🙏

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

[Eye on Palestine @EyeonPalestine]

3,228 Israeli settlers stormed the Al-Aqsa Mosque compound during the morning period to mark the anniversary of the so-called “Destruction of the Temple.”

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

It wouldn’t even wake me up

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This actually looks fun as a first date

[Enoch @Enoch_VT]

Ah, it remembered it has thumbs.

[Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow]

my age no longer allows me to suffer for love

so if u see me sad or depressed it's cuz of money

[Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow]

england fans when they realise everyone is supporting them for once

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

@Jardjohnson On behalf of all women, we don’t give a fuck.

[Sapphire @Sapphirefluid]

@Jardjohnson These men?

[Lois Kay🦌ᛞᛖᛖᛞᛊ ᚾᛟᛏ ᚹᛟᚱᛞᛊ @iamloiskay]

@Jardjohnson Women, the men who hate your uterus, and the secondary sexual characteristics of the fat which protects it,

- are GAY.

So never mind what they think about your body.

Have a great day! 💕✨️

[Freyja @xXFreyjaXx]

@Jardjohnson Interesting way to come out of the closet but good for you. Women have that because they have a uterus.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

On behalf of all women, we don’t give a fuck about what men like

[Pop Base @PopBase]

USA has been eliminated from the World Cup.

They lost 4-1 to Belgium.