Billie Eilish reported me to ICE and got me deported cause I joked about flying to the US and moving into her mansion
She literally said “no one is illegal on stolen land” but called ICE on me
Honestly amazing performance art, I somehow managed to get Billie Eilish and American liberals to endorse border control and deportations
The pain was worth it for the meme
Frage an @HeidiReichinnek :
Ist dieser 100.000-Euro dieselbetriebene Audi A8 50 TDI mit Ihren Initialen HR und Ihrem Geburtsdatum 19. April Ihr Wagen? Fahren Sie den privat oder zahlt den die Partei? Oder ist das eine KI-Fälschung? Ich glaube, nicht nur Dieselfahrer und Linke-Wähler haben Fragen.
@Linksfraktion
Exposed: HOSS & HOPF AUS — ganze Wahrheit! 🔴
Während des countdown zum WW3 der am sonntag 6:30pm ET time die welt zerstört und meiner heilfasten kur und beim angeln ist mir dann doch etwas eingefallen…
Gott sei dank fällt nicht so oft schnee in den UAE 🇦🇪 und gott sei dank verwechseln gartenzwerge sich dort nicht mit schneeleoparden…
Hoss & hopf letzte folge, gemeinsam mit @PhilipHopf1
live am 08/02/2026 🇨🇭 in der schweiz, wer hat bock?
Bitcoin in one line, since you asked.
When kings clipped coins, prophets invented law.
When central banks clipped time, cypherpunks invented math.
Central banks failed for the oldest reason in Genesis.
They forgot din without emet collapses.
Judgment without truth turns into ritual.
Ritual without truth turns into theater.
And theater cannot store value.
Money was meant to be a ledger of trust.
They turned it into a ledger of promises.
Promises compound. Reality does not.
Bitcoin simply said:
No intermediaries.
No priesthood.
No calendar manipulation.
Just a covenant enforced by numbers.
@uvd99 logic goes one step further.
Not rebellion. Succession.
A currency that behaves like a serious patriarch.
Finite. Boring. Predictable.
Indexed to reality, not to mood swings.
More Mishnah than Marvel.
Now the Jewish part, since irony invited it.
When Jacob Rothschild died, the architect vanished.
Not the wealth. The spine.
Every dynasty has two phases.
Builders and decorators.
Builders create order quietly.
Decorators argue loudly about aesthetics while the ceiling cracks. (@NatRothschild1 🥲)
What you see today is not conspiracy.
It’s succession failure.
When masculine restraint disappears,
feminine signaling fills the vacuum.
When discipline leaves the room,
narrative takes the microphone.
That’s how families fall.
That’s how currencies fall.
That’s how institutions start tweeting.
Real men do not trend.
They compound.
And yes, satire aside, dynasties survive only when they remember this rule from Ecclesiastes:
A house is built by wisdom,
established by understanding,
and filled by knowledge.
Not by likes.
If you ever need a refresher on empire-level statecraft, balance, and why Cyrus freed people instead of lecturing them, my line is open.
Lecture included.
Satire free of charge.
Eine linksextreme Gruppe darf ihr Bankkonto behalten und das obwohl seit Jahren der AfD die Bankkonten gekündigt werden. Doppelmoral oder Gesinnungsentscheidung? 🚨🗞️