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yanks, devils, knicks, jets, Beyoncé #ForkEm #Wahoowa

[deadass @it_me___]

Johnny was so excited to walk in his walker today. He was so proud & I felt the need to share 😊

[ale @0sdonte]

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS MY LIFE HOW WE WE MADE THIS

[deadass @it_me___]

LETS FUCKING GO KNICKS HOLY SHIT

[threadass🪡🥨 @disco_martini]

cannot stop saying my mayor muslim my bagel jewish my christian dior

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Jokes over smh

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Are you free after work?”

Me after work:

[deadass @it_me___]

Daniel’s goofy ahhh just said Mikal has good hands he could be a good shortstop is he fr rn

[deadass @it_me___]

Every yr we have a remote day in June to get all eoy paperwork done and now for 2 yrs in a row I have completed it all before the day even starts so now I just have a day off woooo go me

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

I understand these mfs so much now

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

[grace @gracefishlove]

sorry for being so vulnerable last night you’ll never hear from me again

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

i think it’s beautiful what you loved doing at 6 finds you again at 28

[𝓞𝓾𝓬𝓱𝓲 @Arealmfouchi]

i whisper "the fuck" to myself at least 20 times a day LMAO

[rave* @rareblurs]

me laughing at a joke i told myself in my head

[ؘ @jiraeze]

is nyc just a city full of side quests full of people who are sidequesters

[Gabe Einhorn @EinhornGabe]

NYC tap water is shipped from 125 miles north.

19 reservoirs in the Catskills. Almost entirely gravity-fed.

It's been rated the best municipal tap water in America for over a decade.

Pizza dough doesn't taste right anywhere else because no other city's water tastes like NYC's.

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[JoezMcfly🇩🇴 @JoezMcfLy]

BOBBY SMURDAAA AT MSGG THE HAT IS COMING BACK!!! KNICKS BABY

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Good morning

[deadass @it_me___]

Mero and Mamdani hanging out will never not be funny to me my mayor is really iconic