Gordon West

Neurotically aerobic, writer, illustrator and bon vivant.

[Gordon West @itakemycamera]

9 years of #Dynasty and underwear shopping on #Christmas morning—an accidental tradition born from champagne and consumerism lives on.

[Wallace West @gowallacewest]

Keeping your #heart warm this #holiday #season with my latest cold-blooded piece. https://t.co/t42v7LHba9

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#GlobalWarming is real. One has but to look at the snowless Colorado winter in #NaughtyAndNice on #Netflix for proof.

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According to #ChristmasBelle on #Netflix my interest in #books can attract a shirtless, verbally abusive #millionaire this #holiday season.

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#HolidayBaggage on #Netflix = misleading title. It's not as I hoped about a fleet of magical #LouisVuitton trunks who save Christmas. FAIL.

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What I learned from #HolidaySpirit on #Netflix: If I really believe, I can find true love w/ the ghost of a murdered bootlegger. In Vermont.

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The only reason I s/b ashamed for watching #MerryKissmas on #Netflix is b/c I myself haven't dumped a fiance after I made out w/ a stranger

[Gordon West @itakemycamera]

Chances are if you're taking a treadmill aka running in place class at #Equinox you're everything #KatnissEverdeen is fighting against.#barf

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A hint of lavender thread in my tweed gloves is as Liberace as I get. Unless #Saks last call has a pair of sequined #MarcJacobs hotpants.

[Gordon West @itakemycamera]

Being at the gate of a delayed flight claiming to be 'on time' is like saying 'it's not over' even though you broke up at Ikea last Sunday.

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#Hallmark, taking a sleazy one-night-stand premise and spinning it to be a love-at-first-sight touching holiday romance.

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Life goals: cameo in season 3 of #lovesicktheseries fka #scrotalrecall

[Wallace West @gowallacewest]

@StudioJJK @AgentZacker @wookiemania @BonnieAdamson @Eulasquarecat @hillraybrooke #hugsfromkidlit

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But seriously, children. Go register like @Madonna , @ladykier and #KateMoss circa 90s and circa now want you to. https://t.co/D9WJwcN3Kz

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Depending on your math this twerp is either a 1st grader or pre-menopausal. Happy 7th/49th birfday Sammy Joe. Photo: https://t.co/VGMmCW5NJp

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Then there was that time my little heart went aflutter as security pulled me backstage, cutting #JerryHall in line. #NYFW #Marchesa

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Alter illustrating ego in a #NYFW #streetstyle post. https://t.co/KMZcbbS77y

[Wallace West @gowallacewest]

When 1 of your favorites, https://t.co/2d7Mhuclax, is a photographer you get a steady stream of #NYFW to illustrate.

[Gordon West @itakemycamera]

#NicholasK SS17 summary: circa 1972 Marisa Berenson has decided to attend a tennis tournament while on a Saharan safari.

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7 year old shorts, tattered white beach shirt, sunblock, and high tops. Ready to mow the lawn. I mean attend a #NYFW show. #NicholasK

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Fact 322: Chip card readers exist so #retail cashiers can say without consequence to perfect strangers 'Just stick it all the way in.'