Harold Fartbreath

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[Harold Fartbreath @italiangolfguy]

I’m fucking back.

[Harold Fartbreath @italiangolfguy]

#Retweet

[Harold Fartbreath @italiangolfguy]

Whose bright idea was it to put thanksgiving the day after thanksgiving eve? Lmk who I need to call to fix this next year, I’m all time hungover.

[Harold Fartbreath @italiangolfguy]

@JohnDoughnuts47 can we get an all time power ranking?

[Harold Fartbreath @italiangolfguy]

One retweet and I’ll text my ex girlfriend

[Harold Fartbreath @italiangolfguy]

One retweet and I’ll text my ex girlfriend

[Harold Fartbreath @italiangolfguy]

Actually the next Gretzky

[NHL @NHL]

THERE IT IS 🚨

GAVIN MCKENNA HAS HIS FIRST COLLEGE GOAL!

🇺🇸: NHL Network
🌎: NHL YouTube ➡️ https://t.co/bVKUopZKup

[Harold Fartbreath @italiangolfguy]

@theAntiPicks Badass w a fatass

[Harold Fartbreath @italiangolfguy]

Crochet’s moose knuckle is weighing him down right now #goodproblemtohave #waistbandit

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

So because Viktor Hovland slept on his neck awkwardly and couldn’t play Europe was gifted a free .5 pt that won them the Ryder Cup? Sick league.

[Harold Fartbreath @italiangolfguy]

Auto half point from an injury is fucking criminal

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

I can not believe the auto half point with hovland injured and unable to play may actually matter. I should have said our entire Writer Cup team was injured and just taken a push

[Harold Fartbreath @italiangolfguy]

So since hovlands pussy hurts and he can’t play he still gets half a point? Make it make sense to me? #RyderCup

[Harold Fartbreath @italiangolfguy]

Sad day for USA golf.

[Harold Fartbreath @italiangolfguy]

What the fuck are we doing?

[🐜 @antedwardsburne]

Thanks for coming out, USA

[Harold Fartbreath @italiangolfguy]

OVERSERVED RN AND ITS THE BARTENDERS FAULT IM SENDING DICK PICS IN THE BATHROOM #gottadowhatugottado

[Harold Fartbreath @italiangolfguy]

ONE MORE SLEEP!!! USA🇺🇸 #RyderCup

[Harold Fartbreath @italiangolfguy]

I can’t keep getting away with this

[Harold Fartbreath @italiangolfguy]

Idk what I ate but my farts be smelling like global warming today #justaheadsup

[Harold Fartbreath @italiangolfguy]

@antedwardsburne It was only a matter of time life was gonna catch up to us #GeauxTigers

[Harold Fartbreath @italiangolfguy]

7:07 @antedwardsburne