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[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Deadbeat moms exist too. Y’all just too scared to call your homegirls out.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I have no more passwords left in me.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

You ever notice how some people don’t apologize? They just act normal again and expect you to forget.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Food trucks need to go back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants. Paying restaurant prices to eat on a sidewalk was never part of the deal.

[Softboy @softboywin]

& every time i blink the fucking laundry basket full again 😩

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Baby I’m grown, I like peppers, onions, and all that shit in my food 😭

[natalee🍒🌸 ✪ @Justwandyy]

The girlies every weekend 🥹

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

my contribution to the society is i don’t speak when I’m not educated enough on a topic

[jezz @JezziiB]

As an educated woman I only support abortion in extreme cases Like if a woman is pregnant & doesn't wanna be

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Unpopular fact: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I’ll decline a morning call so fast. Yeah, I’m awake but I haven’t even spoken to myself yet.

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you're broke, the dizziness starts at 6am😭

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Your job as a man is to make sure I don’t need another man for anything.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Raise your hand if you remember BUYING ringtones:
🙋🏼‍♀️

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Having to poop after a shower is like top 5 things that piss me off..

[. @Fimiye]

Dear restaurants: bring back physical menus. Nobody wants to be scanning QR codes when they're hungry.

Sincerely, the entire World

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

We want the Death Penalty for anyone who rapes a child. No excuses.

I said what I said

[Nyra @cosy_love_]

Home so I can orgasm

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

I’m so glad this is a universal experience cause wtf everyone be on 😭