Simon Zinc Trumpet Harris

Reigning, defending, Upper Class Twit of the Year.

[Simon Zinc Trumpet Harris @itastesound]

@AlchemyAmerican @JeremyCorbell iNvEsTiGaTiVe JoUrNaLiSt

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

One of the few selfies I’ve ever taken. With a horse in Alaska, 2018

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@jameszimmermann I do not have a PHD, but have also observed that Yuengling is Chinese sounding.

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@TheUfoJoe @LueElizondo @TuckerCarlson I’ve taken everything Lue has said since this interview with a huge grain of salt. ‘I’ve got an NDA, but yes!’ is not how NDAs work. It’s something an actor would say.

[Simon Zinc Trumpet Harris @itastesound]

@elonmusk why won’t Grok Imagine generate images of women with three breasts? wth?

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@spencerpratt The Drew Carey Show was allowed to suck ass for 9 seasons. There can only be a nefarious explanation.

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@mikegolob @ocean_screw

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@realannapaulina Was this meant to be a Teams message to one of your staffers?

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@ScottJenningsKY "dIsPiCaBlE LiE!"

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@mikegolob @ocean_screw

[Simon Zinc Trumpet Harris @itastesound]

Won't be in for my usual tomorrow @pizzahut. Picked up an extra shift at the state fair guessing the weight of people's dumps.

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@WWENXT @MasonRook_wwe Chernobyl Moonsault

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@realannapaulina It’s Stanley Kubrick’s van.

[greg @greg16676935420]

It’s time

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@mikegolob @ocean_screw

[Shane Cashman @ShaneCashman]

I’m glad the Sandy Hook families are finally getting what they fought for after all these years of grief and hardship: Tim Heidecker drinking fake blood on InfoWars.

[Simon Zinc Trumpet Harris @itastesound]

@mtracey Book now CNN hasbeens. https://t.co/I1D2CnV8fg

[Alex Jones Network @AJNlive]

ɴᴇᴡ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. sᴀᴍᴇ ᴍɪssɪᴏɴ: https://t.co/JJPR3iSU9r

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@PostLeftWatch Tracey W

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@mikegolob @ocean_screw

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@mikegolob @ocean_screw