Cait✨️

actor who sometimes says something funny

inappropriately necessary;
delightfully horrifying.

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

Some women use men for sex
I use men to cry to and then never speak to again

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

Just got fired so I guess I'll do stand up comedy again

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

Just got fired for being "mean" but tbh that was kinda of mean of my boss. Like I'm confused on what this company stands for. Seems a bit hypocritical if you ask me.

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

Just got fired but I have a Costco size box of cereal so I'm gonna be fine

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

Just got fired. Do you think OnlyFans will think I'm a legitimate person now?

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

Just got fired and no hot firemen showed up

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

Just got fired, should I lead with that on Tinder?

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

Just got fired who wants to party?

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

I'm not stupid. But I am stupid enough to date someone stupid

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

Ugh being depressed is so boring. Can we get some anxiety up in this bitch?

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

I'd like to apologize publicly to my friends as I will be sending you all many, many tiktoks for an unforseen amount of time. I know, hecka random, but you see, I'm severely depressed and I really need this right now.

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

There is nothing LESS that I want to do than watch Waterboy with you while you're on Xanax.

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

My unrealistic goal for today is to not cry 👍🏻😉🥲

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

I spent 15 minutes designing the perfect alarm so I could ignore it

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

@byakuganbXtch <333333 that 4 u

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

What do u mean u don't find me cute after witnessing me having a panic attack?

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

Loljk would love to see my therapist rn haha 🙃 I <3 therapy

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

Who needs therapy when you can update your resume in the middle of the night? That feels like getting my life together. I also cried. That's called processing your emotions. It's healthy. So yeah, I'm doing fine.

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

This never would have happened if I was still 12.

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

I'm raising money to help this 2 mo old kitten I rescued! She's a sweet baby and made herself at home with me and my big cat Marco.
To give her the care she needs and deserves I need your help. Costs can easily get to and exceed $1000

Read more & donate: https://t.co/hQP8vo6KsA

[Cait✨️ @itbecait]

Shhhh.... you can hear breakup season happening right now if you listen.