Dan

I think I’m funny

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

People affected by propaganda are rarely able to admit it to themselves until it's too late.

It's good to ask yourself regularly: What do I believe to be true that might in fact be completely wrong?

Think for yourself.

[Samantha Thornton @samanthalyn_fit]

If you think about it… It’s the ambidextrous that we have to watch out for

[MMA Roasted @MMARoasted]

Why am I just finding out that Vanilla Ice became a Country Rapper?

[Dan @itbedayyun]

“Wasn’t will smith in the matrix? No, Black men, Men in black” Sam
The woman I’m marrying

[Dan @itbedayyun]

I’m just here to announce, a chicken strip is not a chaser

[Dan @itbedayyun]

“If fitness fails me, I’m opening a bar” @samanthalyn_fit 2021

[Dan @itbedayyun]

It’s the fucking Catalina wine mixer

[Dan @itbedayyun]

@zachlam -Sam

[Dan @itbedayyun]

“I can’t dance on tick Tok because you don’t think I can throw an axe”
-mrs. Samantha Thornton

[Dan @itbedayyun]

@zachlam But she’s a keeper

[Dan @itbedayyun]

It’s like a party inside of my mouth but my tastebuds weren’t invited #chinesechickenandwaffles #thatsalonghashtag #hashtag

[Dan @itbedayyun]

@YourSpuddyChase @samanthalyn_fit Close, that’s when covid started

[Dan @itbedayyun]

I wish my fiancé would look at me the same way she looks at food

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

I just saw Gavin Newsom refusing to show proof of vaccination at Mels Diner. He then took his dick out and said “Here’s your proof of vaccination right here.” He said if like an old school Italian with the hand gestures. Then he told everyone to lighten up and left on a scooter.

[Dan @itbedayyun]

But where’s your hockey jersey

[Dan @itbedayyun]

@aggravation10 She should probably get that checked out

[Dan @itbedayyun]

My little yoshi 🦖 🎉 get on my level.

[Dan @itbedayyun]

Went to a neighborhood bbq… came. Home and ordered pizza… BITCHESSS

[Dan @itbedayyun]

The strongest man