Justin Hawthorne

writer. sommelier. not good looking.

[Justin Hawthorne @itbejhawthorne]

Nobody:

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[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

I prefer the classics but this kit has legs too. Thanks @dannykay10 for the design. @Wrexham_AFC

[Justin Hawthorne @itbejhawthorne]

Do you have a lion tattooed on you or are you not from New Jersey?

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

Instead of complaining about the atrocities that Christopher Columbus committed, consider for a moment how challenging it must have been to kill "around" 1 million people. With limited men that can't be easy. It took discipline, persistence and a plan. #Salute #ColumbusDay

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Three weeks from today, we’re going to make Donald Trump a one-term president.

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Traveling today. Podcast is going to be a little late. #MondayEveningPodcast #Brave

[I.Share @IAMNERDIShare]

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Make no mistake: if you are out of work, if your business is closed, if your child’s school is shut down, if you are seeing layoffs in your community, Donald Trump decided today that none of that matters to him.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

.@KamalaHarris, you made us all proud tonight.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

The fly knows.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Now that President Trump is busy tweeting campaign messages, I would ask him to do this: Listen to the scientists. Support masks. Support mask mandates nationwide.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Listen to the scientists.

[Justin Hawthorne @itbejhawthorne]

@MaxRubin20 I thought you were my dad now

[Justin Hawthorne @itbejhawthorne]

:)

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’m happy to report that Jill and I have tested negative for COVID. Thank you to everyone for your messages of concern. I hope this serves as a reminder: wear a mask, keep social distance, and wash your hands.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

President Trump paid $750 in federal income taxes in 2016, and nothing in 10 of the prior 15 years — largely because he reported losing much more money than he made.

Read the takeaways from our exclusive look at decades of Trump’s tax records. https://t.co/XpNCUbPfDn

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

of course I still love you

[Justin Hawthorne @itbejhawthorne]

My indeed told me I’d be a great match for veterinarian today. I’m a bartender.

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

no questions at this time. he’s literally just vibing