Merp

[NewT/Jeffrey Wrong @NewTSage]

Nosferatu gonna be in there with you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

consistently the king of having that shit on

[kat @districtshields]

peeta: if it weren’t for the baby
katniss:

[FadeHubb @FadeHubb]

THE GRINCH DIDN’T STAND A CHANCE😭

[໊ @wynrosei]

you befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “i wanna talk to you about something” please god let it be about the economy

[Jung Kirk saw BTS @peachiikoo]

the fucking purge?

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[Goth Ms Frizzle 🧚🏻‍♀️ @g0thgoblin]

being intimidated by your girls vibrator is insane. why are you scared of your sous chef...

[DOGRUSH (COMMS CLOSED) @newnerevar]

He didn't overreact at all cuz how humid does the freezer have to be to be able to grow MUSHROOMS in there 😭

[weav (real on bsky) @not_weav]

crying we fr about to do this

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[ℬ𝓊𝒷𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈 🫧🩵🧚🏽‍♀️ @PassTheCheesee]

1. Sonya Massey - "I rebuke you in the name of Jesus."
2. George Floyd - "I can't breathe."
3. Eric Garner - "I can't breathe."
4. Michael Brown - "I don't have a gun. Stop shooting."
5. Philando Castile - "I wasn't reaching for it."
6. Breonna Taylor - "Why did you shoot me?"
7. Freddie Gray - "I need a doctor."
8. Tamir Rice - "It's not real."
9. Oscar Grant - "You shot me! I got a four-year-old daughter!"
10. Laquan McDonald - No audible last words; shot while walking away.
11. Elijah McClain - "I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I'm just different. I'm just different, that's all. I'm so sorry. I have no gun. I don't do that stuff. I don't do any fighting. Why are you attacking me?"
12. Alton Sterling - "What did I do?"
13. Walter Scott - "I’m just going home."
14. Botham Jean - "Why did you shoot me?"
15. Stephon Clark - "Grandma, call the police."
16. Atatiana Jefferson - "I’m here."
17. Sandra Bland - "Why am I being apprehended?"
18. Tony McDade - "I'm not armed."
19. Daniel Prude - "Give me your gun, I need it."
20. John Crawford III - "It's not real."
21. Manuel Ellis - "I can't breathe, sir."
22. Amadou Diallo - "Mom, I'm going to college."
23. Aiyana Stanley-Jones - No audible last words; shot while sleeping.
24. Terrence Crutcher - "I'm not doing anything."
25. Sean Bell - No audible last words; shot multiple times.
26. Jonathan Ferrell - No audible last words; shot while seeking help after a car crash.
27. Ezell Ford - "It's me, it’s me."
28. John Crawford III - "It's not real."
29. Renisha McBride - No audible last words; shot while seeking help after a car accident.
30. Kenneth Chamberlain Sr. - "Why are you doing this to me?"
31. Tamir Rice - "It's not real."
32. Eric Harris - "I'm losing my breath."
33. Jamar Clark - "Please don’t let me die."
34. Rayshard Brooks - "I don't want to hurt you."
35. Alfred Olango - "Please don’t shoot."
36. Shantel Davis - "What did I do?"
37. Kendra James - "Please don’t kill me."
38. Akai Gurley - No audible last words; shot in a dark stairwell.
39. Miriam Carey - No audible last words; shot in her car.
40. Timothy Russell - No audible last words; shot during a car chase.
41. Malissa Williams - No audible last words; shot during a car chase.
42. Jordan Edwards - No audible last words; shot while leaving a party.
43. Yvette Smith - "I'm coming out."
44. Jordan Davis - No audible last words; shot at a gas station.
45. Victor White III - No audible last words; died in police custody.
46. Dontre Hamilton - No audible last words; shot in a park.
47. Eric Reason - No audible last words; shot during a dispute.
48. Emantic "EJ" Bradford Jr. - No audible last words; shot in a mall.
49. Oscar Grant - "You shot me! I got a four-year-old daughter!"
50. Clinton Allen - No audible last words; shot during an encounter.
51. Ronnell Foster - No audible last words; shot during a foot chase.
52. Tony Robinson - No audible last words; shot during an altercation.
53. Charly Keunang - No audible last words; shot during an altercation.
54. Samuel DuBose - "I didn’t even do nothing."
55. Quintonio LeGrier - "I’m sorry."
56. Bettie Jones - "I've been shot."
57. India Kager - No audible last words; shot in a car.
58. Keith Lamont Scott - "Don't shoot him. He has no weapon."
59. Jordan Baker - No audible last words; shot during a confrontation.
60. Christian Taylor - No audible last words; shot during a confrontation.
61. Michael Dean - No audible last words; shot during a traffic stop.
62. Rumain Brisbon - No audible last words; shot during an altercation.
63. Gregory Gunn - No audible last words; shot during an encounter.
64. Yuvette Henderson - No audible last words; shot during a confrontation.
65. David Joseph - No audible last words; shot during a confrontation.
66. Calvin Reid - No audible last words; died in police custody.
67. Antonio Zambrano-Montes - No audible last words; shot during an encounter.
68. Zachary Hammond - "Why did you shoot me?"

[Satan @s8n]

what the FUCK??

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

Alright, after everyone’s responses here is the updated list of “Black Jobs”