Kelvin Yu-Jackman

Itchyworms Bassist. Resident Tsingtao Beer Enthusiast.

[jose marie viceral @vicegandako]

Sa Bulacan pa lang to! Magkano na pag buong Pilipinas? At nakaw pa lng to sa DPWH. Paano pa pag sinama ung sa ibang departments tulad ng Health, Customs, Education etc.? Tapos ung iba kukwestyon bkit ako napamura? Anu ba dapat ang sabihin ng mga nanakawan?? THANK YOU PO MAM/SIR?!

[Kelvin Yu-Jackman @itchykel]

Yung mga dyip na grabe kung businahan ka pag pumarada ka lang ng saglit, parang lang si Jinggoy na grabe kung pagalitan si Discaya.

[Kelvin Yu-Jackman @itchykel]

Sobrang nakakalungkot yung resulta ng elections.

We, as a Filipino people have been robbed of the opportunity to see a Senate hearing stopped mid-proceeding by Kuya Wil para mapagalitan nya on-air yung staff nya na nagkamali.

Nakakapanghinayang. A sad day indeed.

[Kelvin Yu-Jackman @itchykel]

Why impose a liquor ban before elections? Parang lasing din naman tayo bumoto. 🍺😆

[Kelvin Yu-Jackman @itchykel]

How to announce that your store is proudly Filipino owned on so many levels without announcing that your store is proudly Filipino owned on so many levels

[Kelvin Yu-Jackman @itchykel]

Akala ko yung SZA, tawag ng mga millennials sa nanay ni BSLIO at CRZPN, singer pala. 😞

[Kelvin Yu-Jackman @itchykel]

NAKALIMUTAN ATA NG BDO APP DEVELOPERS ANG APILYEDO NG MAY ARI NILA!?!?!?

[Kelvin Yu-Jackman @itchykel]

Kung may Piso lang sana kami sa bawat stream, tuluyan na kaming yayabang. Pero wala eh. So, thanks nalang sa pag kinig. 🤲🏻🤣 #SpotifyWrapped

[The Itchyworms @theitchyworms]

Gusto ko lamang sa buhay ay.............nasa train na mga mukha namin sa Canada! See you in November! #AkinKaNaLangCANADA #ItchywormsCANADA

Thank you Alvin Cornista sa pagsend ng photos!

[Kelvin Yu-Jackman @itchykel]

See you tonight, Siquijor!🧛👻

[Chel Diokno @ChelDiokno]

Oops! Not very demure. Not very Vice Presidential 😅

[Kelvin Yu-Jackman @itchykel]

So pano? Dapat jog in place while waiting? Kapagod naman nyan. #acollectionofstupidsignsfromthephilippines

[Kelvin Yu-Jackman @itchykel]

NOTABLE EXAMPLES OF MANDELA EFFECT

1. Berenstain Bears
2. Monopoly Man’s Monocle
3. Pikachu’s Tail
4. Luke, I am your father In Star Wars
5. We Are the Champions Ending
6. KitKat Dash
7. Mirror, Mirror on the wall In Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
8. Yung “S” sa dulo ng AMBER

[Kelvin Yu-Jackman @itchykel]

The gusto mo ipaalam subtly na may byahe ka at access sa mabuhay lounge without saying na may byahe ka at access sa mabuhay lounge starter pack.

[Kelvin Yu-Jackman @itchykel]

POV: Gusto mo lang magbigay ng Joy habang nagbabangayang yung senador at ex-PDEA agent.

[The Itchyworms @theitchyworms]

Beer o Pag-ibig?
Something's brewing. SOON.

[Kelvin Yu-Jackman @itchykel]

BAKIT ANG KOMPLIKADO NG PAGBALOT NG ONIGIRI NIYO @711philippines

[Kelvin Yu-Jackman @itchykel]

Bakit ang daming vape shop na “Vape Shop” ang pangalan?

[Kelvin Yu-Jackman @itchykel]

@jasefernandez Noveleta!

[Kelvin Yu-Jackman @itchykel]

@KriznnaTamunda 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻