All Systems Joe

Devils fan, bass player, grouchy guy

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Jesus Christ watch this and share it everywhere, finally a journalist just *saying* it

[All Systems Joe @itchysuits]

@Spotify putting the chord changes above the lyrics does two things..lets me play along and shows listeners some musical theory.

[All Systems Joe @itchysuits]

Amazing race.

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

Kaylyn Brown seals the deal for the United States and sets a NEW WORLD RECORD in the mixed 4x400m relay! 🇺🇸 #ParisOlympics

📺 NBC, E! and Peacock

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

#LaughAtTrump you say?

This unearthed footage from Mr. Trump’s buried 2004 SNL sketch titled “Donald Trump’s House of Wings” is sure to do the trick.

It can’t be shared enough.

Especially when it’s clear he’s too scared to debate VP Harris! Chicken!

[All Systems Joe @itchysuits]

Bye X..maybe next time.

[All Systems Joe @itchysuits]

@fasc1nate https://t.co/pag3gCo9Lc

[All Systems Joe @itchysuits]

@ThatEricAlper Nazareth “Telegram” “so you wanna be a rock n roll star”

[All Systems Joe @itchysuits]

@TheodoreTooth

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

On Juneteenth, we commemorate the anniversary of the delayed but welcome news of freedom reaching the enslaved Black folks in Galveston, Texas. It’s a reminder that even in the darkest hours, there is cause to hope — and a reason to keep building a country that lives up to its highest ideals.

[All Systems Joe @itchysuits]

Anyone got some good #jesperbratt season highlights to share? #NJDevils

[NHL @NHL]

BRATT PACK WHERE YOU AT? 😈

The @NJDevils have signed Jesper Bratt to an 8-year deal!

[All Systems Joe @itchysuits]

Enter to win OP-Z bundle https://t.co/qbDTP4CLR4

[Complete Hockey News @CompleteHkyNews]

The New York Rangers are your 2023 Stanley Cup Playoff Ultimate Losers!

The Rangers lost to the New Jersey Devils, who lost to the Carolina Hurricanes, who lost to the Florida Panthers, who lost to the Vegas Golden Knights!

[Big Head Hockey @bigheadhcky]

Current list of teams that have never won a Stanley Cup:

Buffalo Sabres
Vancouver Canucks
San Jose Sharks
Florida Panthers
Arizona Coyotes
Nashville Predators
Winnipeg Jets
Minnesota Wild
Columbus Blue Jackets
Ottawa Senators
Seattle Kraken

Who is off this list next?

[All Systems Joe @itchysuits]

@NicoNewarkSquad Scratchy

[All Systems Joe @itchysuits]

Great interview @Jackie_Redmond with Coach Maurice #StanleyCup

[All Systems Joe @itchysuits]

It’s always exciting to see the #StanleyCup congrats @GoldenKnights

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congrats to the Denver @Nuggets and the remarkable finals MVP Nikola Jokić for bringing home the franchise’s first NBA Championship!

[All Systems Joe @itchysuits]

Give me your top 5 U.S. Presidents?

[All Systems Joe @itchysuits]

Saw Jurassic Park in 1993 in San Francisco on opening night. What a great movie but we sorely missed our two month old @onesemiah with his first babysitter. Wonderful times.