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Opinions & typos: mine Puns: intended | UF & UVI alum | 🇩🇲n

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

idk how to flirt i called her an audiovisual treat

[Jose @Jose90491864]

Self-respect is propaganda to keep you away from the love of your life

[KIΠG KUΠT∆ @RNB215]

Those Sixers tickets won’t even have prices next to it, just names of human organs.

[shay @boylikeshay]

Just seen my password that I use for all my accounts on a license plate

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Said good morning to my coworker at 6 AM and he told me to calm down

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

no baby i swear you totally got a bunch of redeemable qualities haha don't make me say them though.

[g @34rths]

Taking my big thoughts to big places so they feel small

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love when someone says "this is gonna sound weird" because finally we're getting somewhere

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Shawty met EGREGIOUS

[PES MIL GRAU @Pesgrau]

*Mensagem ignorada enviada há 5 horas*

*Story postado há 2 minutos*

Eu:

[Billy Carpenter @billycarpy]

Both at the back (Saliba) and in front (Olise), France have the most intimidating trait in an opponent: somebody who is a bit bored with you

[OLI @Oli_Ekun]

Scenes when you know the answer and your teacher has nothing to say other than "be very careful".

[lungs @pleadedguilt]

The clock does this manipulative thing where it shows a different time every time I look at it

[✒️ @Literariium]

I hear that

[levi @cordhorse]

People of color? like Roy G Biv?

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me