Victor Rehorst

F this, gone to bluesky. Opinions are mine alone. I only look distra-HEY LOOK A BUTTERFLY

[Victor Rehorst @itdoesawesome]

How I want to reply to unsolicited offers that random software vendors send to my work email

[Victor Rehorst @itdoesawesome]

@wilshire_blvd @The_Terroirist indeed I was. Do I remember why? Probably pretending to be "security"

[Cheryl Rofer @CherylRofer]

For all those removing mask mandates, I repeat a graphic I've been using since March 2020. We keep doing this over and over and over.

[Victor Rehorst @itdoesawesome]

@TurnbullWhitby https://t.co/ekyPZk1x3X

[Polling Canada @CanadianPolling]

'Canada is doing (X) in shifting towards a cleaner economy'

Not Enough: 45%
Right Amount: 38%
Too Much: 17%

Abacus Data / January 25, 2022 / n=1500 / Online

[Victor @vponamariov]

Who said that you cannot print GIFs?

[Haneen Al-Hassoun @haneenalhassoun]

Are protesters in Quebec going to also ask for Bill 21 to be repealed since they’re fighting for freedom? Asking for a friend.

[Krisna Saravanamuttu @KrisnaS85]

Remember the 2009 Ottawa protests against the Tamil genocide? Police sought to contain us "terrorists" w/ guns and horses. Don't get it twisted: this isn't about double standards. It's consistent w/ polices' function via colonial violence here and across the sea. #FluTrucksClan

[Chris Cannon @colourfulchris]

It’s my new favorite song.

[Victor Rehorst @itdoesawesome]

Going to reply to unsolicited Amazon recruiters in my inbox with a screenshot of this tweet from now on https://t.co/L9Krqloyx4

[Victor Rehorst @itdoesawesome]

Me, at work: hey I think this Jira ticket is too large, I'll split it into subtasks for better visibility and team collab

Scrum leader: mmkay

Me later: [takes 5/6 subtasks]

SL: hey wait what

Me: uh, they were all related?... 🤷

SL: ... 🤦

Me: at least u saw it happen 🔍

[Joe Sondow @JoeSondow]

Feeling cute, might make my whole identity revolve around hating NFTs

[Roof Slapping Bot @RoofSlappingBot]

*slaps roof of electronic devices* this bad boy can fit so many LEDS in it

[Aviva Maï 🌟 (they/she) @AvivaMaiArtzy]

I just think it’s cute that stamps are stickers with a job

[Laurie @laurieontech]

If you’re not actively debugging something in a separate window are you even really attending the meeting?

[Shadowhunter @manisha72617183]

The phrase "what the entire fuck" implies the existence of fractional fucks.

"what the absolute fuck" implies the existence of positive and negative fucks.

"what the actual fuck" implies existence of imaginary fucks.

Conclusion: fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.

[Kaden Johnson🇨🇦 @KJ_King16]

(THREAD) Stop saying students need to be back in school for our “mental health”. None of you were advocating for our mental health until it helped push your Anti-Lockdown & Anti-Vaxx agenda.

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

“That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital.”

— Noam Chomsky