Ryan Parkman

Business is Boomin

[Ryan Parkman @itellya13]

@Jeff_Mans whens the mansifesto dropping

[Ryan Parkman @itellya13]

@Jeff_Mans

Half point PPR - need 2 RBs:

Swift

Monangai

Omarion

Aaron Jones

Emmanuel Wilson (with and without Jacobs)

Save me Jeffy

[Ryan Parkman @itellya13]

@Jeff_Mans Stefon Diggs or Mike Evans the rest of the way?

[Ryan Parkman @itellya13]

@Jeff_Mans And Gus > Jaleel (Denver)?

[Ryan Parkman @itellya13]

@Jeff_Mans gotta keep 1 (half ppr)

D Montgomery in 7th

E Engram in 8th

[Nathan Jahnke @FFNateJahnke]

Fantasy football recap to the Browns and Eagles, including a detailed look at the Eagles backfield 👀👀👀

https://t.co/VCiKuRmphF

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Steam alert: Raiders have moved from +6 to +9.5 this morning for Week 17.

Derek Carr’s $32.9M salary next year and $7.5M of his 2024 salary would become fully guaranteed if he were to get hurt in one of the Raiders’ last 2 games.

[Ryan Parkman @itellya13]

Everything you need to know about someone

Can be determined by their usage of ketchup

[Ryan Parkman @itellya13]

When you stop seeking praise

You start earning it

[Ryan Parkman @itellya13]

That open role is a 10, but they offer open market benefits

[Ryan Parkman @itellya13]

Pension makes a prisoner

Equity makes a partner

[Ryan Parkman @itellya13]

PSA

The Mexican Pizza is back @tacobell

[Ryan Parkman @itellya13]

Do you

But

Make it about them

[Ryan Parkman @itellya13]

Everybody’s special

Are you the discount kind?

Or the upcharge kind?

[Ryan Parkman @itellya13]

People don’t mind owing you something

As long as they decide that they do

[Ryan Parkman @itellya13]

“What makes me so great is how modest I am”

[Ryan Parkman @itellya13]

If “do you” isn’t working after a while

You might put the “do u”

In “douche” 🙃

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Landon Collins just made one of the best plays of this NFL season, and we're all tied up https://t.co/UOTZxunpQo

[UNSPORTSMANLIKE @UnSportsESPN]

DID YOU KNOW: No player in NFL history has lost more games while throwing for 300-plus yards than Drew Brees.

[Justin Pugh @JustinPugh]

My ant farm isn't looking too good right now. 3 ants are still alive. Sub par set up by @BarstoolBigCat and @PFTCommenter is to blame