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@TheModelManSam Do tennis

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@MattLeech I want my 5 minutes back for manually trying to type that in

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@Zabaroptik Tv: “cloped” and thx!

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@Tradesyncer @MyFundedFutures DONE

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@smartpropfirm FundedNext

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Ahead of OpEx traders are rolling their call options for $BNO into October and January 2027

No TACO in sight apparently

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@0xMrPinky 6yssLExfjmqTrghcaC2i9HNbW3god92WgVKoDN4QWNnL

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

IRAN–US CEASEFIRE IN DOUBT AFTER NEW CLASHES

The fragile ceasefire between the U.S. and Iran is under pressure after both sides exchanged fire in the past 24 hours.

A top U.S. commander declined to say whether the truce still holds, stressing U.S. forces are acting defensively to protect commercial shipping.

The U.S. is pushing ahead with plans to guide ships through the Strait of Hormuz, but it’s unclear if traffic will recover, as shipping companies remain cautious about safety.

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@Top100Rick How has no one talked about tigers obvious opioid addiction?!? Legend and we give him rightfully a zillion excuses but, how retarded (in a bad way) do you have to be to not have a driver. It’s a choice and he needs consequences

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@cryptolaanie And liquidated.

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@MichaelPatak @UncleBugatti @TraderLe Slowly removing all the difference makers that made topstep the best…

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@AskTopstep Like everyone is saying no one would have a problem if you guys clearly announced - we have instituted automated hedging check if you are caught with any sort of hedging regardless of accidental you will face penalties moving forward etc. Literally what tradeify did and no drama

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@MichaelPatak also what is making peep frustrated is this looking back months and months ago for something that was never enforced prior to wipe people’s profit. straight out of scam prop playbook. Just say strong enforcement moving forward.baffling decision unless cash flow issues like y else

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@MichaelPatak What happened to the “no stupid rules” Topstep that you always harped on about. What changed?!? penalizing accidental “hedges” between an xfa and a combine of all things. Really building a better trader here… can only imagine what’s next… The fall of topstep

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@belikesagee Functionally retarded

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@ItsCoachJay @TheCamelTrading Explain how all these cases of bs combine/xfa “hedging” accusations r people requesting or about to request payout. & the lightest“punishment” is forfeiture of profits. Not even a warning for something they clearly didn’t give a shit about prior cuz who would.clear liquidity grab

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@Patrickwieland Every single person with these bs combine/xfa “hedging” accusations I’ve talked to (myself included) we’re either requesting payouts or about to. Obv targeted & just got an email that “light offenders” which is every case I’ve seen will have accts wiped of profits fucking scammy

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@chartsmain111 @TraderLe @Topstep Was going to request today at market close

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@Duality60 @Topstep Even their bot disagrees with them

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@Bracaca7 @Topstep Even their bot disagrees with them