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I feel sorry for any babies being born now cause they'll end up with a name like Rattata or Drowzee

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I must be the only one who can go on a summer holiday and come back with a burn on one shoulder and everywhere else still as pale as milk

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I've just ended a relationship of a few years. Good job it wasn't mine.

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Why do single people always think they have the best relationship advice?

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Taking your car to have an MOT is scarier than exams

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Waking up in the morning to realise you've forgotten to put your phone on charge is the worst feeling

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Really shocking when you hear about someone the same age as you that's died. This is why you should enjoy every second of your life. RIP

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Quite depressing to look at my bank balance after the lottery and realise I still have no money

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Only 99% of 2016 left 😎

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My own parents forgot to buy me a Christmas card

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It wouldn't be Christmas at my house without arguments. It's not even proper arguments though, it's over stuff like who wants some bread ffs

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Must be getting old cause still in bed. Merry Christmas everyone! 🎅

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Can someone please tell me why death by dangerous driving isn't a life sentence?

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I would actually be happy with socks this Christmas

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Home Alone is on tonight, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! 🎅

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It's strange to think that some people out there will have embarrassing memories of you that you don't remember

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You do over 15,000 hours of compulsory education in your life, but I'd do anything to be able to go back

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Lady C has left the jungle! 😱

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The problem with Advent Calendar's is that it makes me crave even more chocolate

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As long as Jorgie doesn't leave the jungle as well then it's all good