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they love who I am, but hate that it’s me

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

.@JamesTalarico on Texas officially banning THC:

“This bill is insane.

Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. Texans will still use THC — but instead of getting it safely from a local small business, they’ll go back to getting it from the black market. From the drug cartels.

This ban is a gift to the cartels.

We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst. 

Instead of fully funding our schools, guaranteeing healthcare, or making childcare more affordable — this Legislature is focused on banning a product that gives people a little peace.

We’re making people’s lives harder, not easier.

I want to leave you with a quote: ‘It is time to end needless arrests and incarcerations of adults for small amounts of marijuana for personal use.’ That wasn’t a Democrat. That was President Donald Trump.

To my Republican colleagues, I’m asking you to oppose the cartels, stand with President Trump, and vote no on this insane bill.”

[JOE @LeBron_Eames]

I’ve decided to get in the best shape of my life in order to beat the fuck out of Jonah Hill

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I was 7 watching 1000 ways to die on Spike TV

[Nik @_NikSpace]

This shit been having me weak all night wtf is this

[sexiest in the world @HossMatch]

2033 year old Logan flirting with 19 year old Jean Grey at the X Mansion

[mike @painbuiltt]

havent seen a CDL joke since like january

[•tr1stan⛷️ @nuel_irl]

Most of you must have forgotten what happened between frank and peter on Staten Island.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

*tracks down her father’s killer, shoots hundreds of his body guards

Female actor on reaching the real killer:

[redrum @griffisu]

girls will go on a date with you knowing full well her ex is driving around trying to find and kill you both

[Eddie Gonzalez @bansky]

ILL CATCH A BODY FOR YOU @TomHolland1996

[Keith @moneyjnr]

The comic accuracy from Brand New Day is out the roof 🔥

[kendall @superiorsantina]

cause dis how they gon start doing you

[a @axmz_]

Being a marvel nerd is literally the best thing sorry not sorry

[Mdot @aimlessburner]

this is a classic

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

B Hen got PRESSED by Jeff Teague’s Mom after he told her to “come get it back in blood” 😭😭

“Oh thats Miss Carol? Hey Miss Carol”

“You about to get smacked… You better recognize and know who you’re talking to” 💀

[SMOOTH MELANIN @smoothmelanin]

They were called fleets. Last day was crazy on here

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

The fact this is the hidden reply 💀

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

only other left leaning guy at my company other than me is a 62 year old white man. i just peeped his phone wallpaper and he has 2 black kids

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

B Hen was LOST for words after his nephew showed him the dance moves he does at parties 😭🕺👀

“Damn… My nephew really a gump y’all… Y’all do this in front of women?… You scaring all the b*tches in the club. What is that??”