@35yearoldfriend You're playing shortstop at the local softball charity game. You get struck in the head by a line drive and watch your vision fade out of consciousness...
"Hey you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that imperial ambush."
@garygastelu each one uglier and slower than the next, covered in plastic cladding with some fucked up geometry that tells your eyes to look away, yet equipped with the most boring CVT that forces people to look at the car for a moment longer as you try to speed away
@miaaowing single clicking and then realizing it needs a double click and then double clicking but the first click of the double click registers as the second click which causes me to triple click and now i'm renaming the application