Ithan Reed

Lol twitter

[Ithan Reed @ithan_reed]

Does anyone else struggle to tell the difference between the taste of water and the taste of your piss?

[West Ham United @WestHam]

Welcome to London, @IShowSpeedSui ⚒️

[Ithan Reed @ithan_reed]

@houselessMouse No way I literally made the same decision to do so yesterday

[Odair @houselessMouse]

tired of shitting your pants? just stop wearing pants 👍

[Ithan Reed @ithan_reed]

Rest in peace to the most royal West Ham fan.

[Ithan Reed @ithan_reed]

@KingWillisIII Facts bro. Facts

[Ithan Reed @ithan_reed]

How the fuck do you delete tweets what a stupid fucking app

[Minecraft @Minecraft]

We have been trying to find the words, but all of us here at Minecraft are heartbroken over the loss of Technoblade. He meant so much to our community and brought so much joy. He will be missed dearly. 🐷👑🗡️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Bizarre anti-environment move by govt of California

[Ithan Reed @ithan_reed]

Just tried cleaning my ass back to front. DO NOT RECCOMEND! I feel like I will never be clean again.

[Ithan Reed @ithan_reed]

If the universe really is a simulation, then why did they program my asshole to be so fucking hairy? Seems like a waste of the coder’s time

[Ithan Reed @ithan_reed]

Twitter is like my asshole, its stinky and full of shit, but I can't help but play with it sometimes

[Ithan Reed @ithan_reed]

In my lifetime, I will probably spend at least a year taking a shit in total, and about 5 percent of that would be me shitting and pissing at the same time.

[Ithan Reed @ithan_reed]

My shits have been so good lately, but could do with some salt and pepper.

[Ithan Reed @ithan_reed]

I can smell when someone has low reddit karma and actively avoid them in public. Disgusting creatures

[Ithan Reed @ithan_reed]

@Hiram1011 Fuck PP

[Ithan Reed @ithan_reed]

If there was a world record for fastest and longest shit I reckon I could win both

[Ithan Reed @ithan_reed]

Crazy to think early humans walked around naked. Bare ass sitting on sand and dirt. Penis flopping on ant hills and shit. Fucking idiot retards should’ve just bought some clothes

[Ithan Reed @ithan_reed]

I dont give a shit if Aliens have more advanced technology than us, they probably don't have reddit. Crackas invade earth to look at reddit threads.

[Ithan Reed @ithan_reed]

By looking in someones eyes, I can tell the amount of times they've profoundly stared up their own ass crack.