baddest of them all

I look good as your dad on a Friday

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

90% of success is cutting off distractions and fake support.

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

First rapper with a keyboard on the iPhone

[debo @killmefam]

I told a homeless guy his diet is suboptimal and he stabbed me with a used needle now I have aids

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Pre-gaming Barbie too hard and throwing up all over a family of four

[baddest of them all @ithinkimbigneek]

Robert California is the greatest Office character

[debo @killmefam]

Mark wahlberg beat the brakes off that vietmanese guy. Within an inch of his life. Happy St Patricks Day

[Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD]

is the reason why people have mental health issues because everyone is living a lie? What does living a lie mean? What does living mean? WHO MADE UP THE DAMN RULES?! LICK MY ASS - Lil B

[baddest of them all @ithinkimbigneek]

People that constantly broadcast their significant other on social media platforms are so weird

[DADITO CALDERONE @TAXSTONE]

I want to hug my moms b

[Tree Presley @premiles_]

Ice Spice has a clear, easily defined silhouette - one of the keystones of good character design.

[Jay Crusoe @jaycrusoe]

EDM twitter chicks have usernames like “Ketamine Rat” and “Cumdump Taco” and you look and it’s like the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen in your life

[Ab-Soul @abdashsoul]

Grateful. For everything. Thank you all. God is good. All the time. Love is love.

[John Summit @johnsummit]

the amount of girls that dm me and i go to their profiles and they in full ass relationships 😭 it's a rough life out here fellas

[the vibe formerly known as jules @echotrx]

It comes with eggroll.

[club reefah don @TisaKorean]

The choice is yours

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Don’t tell me the economy is doing well when eggs are $5 and people can’t afford rent.

[pika capital @pikacap]

The forbidden SpongeBob episode

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

I was doing so bad in life when the song 'green light' by John legend was getting heavy airplay lmfao

[Tree Presley @premiles_]

Just found out laughter is the best medicine! My doctor just prescribed me a steady stream of memes and puns.
#luckyme

[debo @killmefam]

(In a rizzing manner) My dad owns 6 little caesars franchises