Steve Carpenter

I'm an IT consultant living in Milton with my wife and twins. I'm also a huge sports fan.

[Steve Carpenter @ithousecalls]

@stampylongnose What did the Ocean say to the other Ocean? nothing it just waved. Sarah Carpenter

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@dantdm YOU ROCK

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Uh... yeah. https://t.co/dy0OK5MbBw

[Sporting Authority @sportingauthor]

The Bills score 31 points and fire the OFFENSIVE coordinator? #ryans #nepotism
THAT is what is offensive.

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@gbradyradio Best memory of Dickey was Opening Day, 2013, just before 1st pitch. Dickey Era coincides with the current Blue Jays era.

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Yup. Kevin Durant just broke #theplayerstribune. Go #GoldenStateWarriors!

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Hey @JoeyBats19, can you follow me too?

I wrote a limerick last fall, hope you liked it!

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So cool to see @JoeyBats19 following back a whole bunch of people who just followed him! #batflip #stillepic

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Whoa. Price was tipping his changeup?

https://t.co/6fiHX2iTkQ

#bluejays #DavidPrice

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@nkopman Well it fit right in with the red Doc Martens she wore...

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@nkopman It was the first song at my brother's wedding! Nobody noticed then either.

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@ArashMadani ...whom we now know as Joey Bat-Tossity.

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@ArashMadani The pitch: it arrived with velocity.
But then, left the yard with ferocity.
We all tip our hats
To our man Joey Bats...

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@Wilnerness590 ...whom we now know as Joey Bat-Tossity.

[Steve Carpenter @ithousecalls]

@Wilnerness590 The pitch: it arrived with velocity.
But then, left the yard with ferocity.
We all tip our hats
To our man Joey Bats...

[Steve Carpenter @ithousecalls]

@JoeyBats19 ...whom we now know as Joey Bat-Tossity.

[Steve Carpenter @ithousecalls]

@JoeyBats19 The pitch: it arrived with velocity.
But then, left the yard with ferocity.
We all tip our hats
To our man Joey Bats...

[Steve Carpenter @ithousecalls]

...whom we now know as Joey Bat-Tossity.

[Steve Carpenter @ithousecalls]

The pitch: it arrived with velocity.
But then, left the yard with ferocity.
We all tip our hats
To our man Joey Bats...

[Faux Andrew Luck @FauxAndyLuck]

...what the... 😳

“@Benn2Ns: #MiniBautista channelling his batting chi again...#bluejays #ComeTogether”

[Steve Carpenter @ithousecalls]

Tonight's games should go ahead as scheduled! Weather Network hourly forecast shows all clear between 8 PM and 11 PM! More updates later.