FOMA (noun) — Fear of Missing AI
/ˈfōmə/
FOMA is a persistent fear that you are "falling behind" on AI and every minute you're not prompting, building agents, or vibe-coding brings you closer to inevitable replacement in the post-AGI economy.
FOMA is exacerbated by listening to VC podcasts, reading clickbait articles about Open Claw, and refreshing your X feed like it's your ex-girlfriend's Instagram.
Remedies to FOMA include: touching grass, talking to humans who don't know what an MCP is, actually trying to use Open Claw and realizing it's a total piece of shit, and watching as your vibe-coded masterpiece breaks eighteen different ways by Tuesday.
SNEAKO is shocked after seeing U.S. military tanks with the word “KAFIR” on them, which is the same word that the Dajjal (Anti-Christ) will have on his forehead 😳😲
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