Cameron MacCallum

[Cameron MacCallum @itiscammy]

ESPN keeps showing Justin Herberts school sheet from when he was nine and said he wanted to play football and live in LA. I’m stoked that his favorite book at 9!was Heat by Mike Lupica…. My favorite book when I was that age

[Cameron MacCallum @itiscammy]

@vannahmae23 @midnightmass You’re totally safe after the dog dies. It gets weirder tho

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starting a very small and sleepy moment against top sheets on beds. all in favor of bottom sheets and comforters only, please stand up. thanx for yer support #topsheetsbedamned

[Cameron MacCallum @itiscammy]

I am the midnight scientist

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The Isley Brothers announcing a Dolphins pick seems like sacrilege as a Bills fan #shout #BillsMafia

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@MRkearns I’ll hire you

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[Cameron MacCallum @itiscammy]

R@r@

[Cameron MacCallum @itiscammy]

Shit: I’d get pretty amped up to square myself and eight of my buddies against an opposing 9 person force in some real old timely conflict right now #baseball

[Cameron MacCallum @itiscammy]

If I were to predict one thing: baseball is going to have the biggest resurgence when it comes back. After quarantine, Americans can appreciate how that was The national pastime

[Cameron MacCallum @itiscammy]

8 days until I smell that sweet River Water

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For those who have reached out I am, in fact, alive. Braeden and I have just gotten REALLY into writing this puppet show.

[Cameron MacCallum @itiscammy]

If the country goes into mandatory quarantine we all need at least a day notice so I can stock up on beer and call a guy about some pot. That’s the only way I survive seven days locked in w my roommate and the dogs

[Cameron MacCallum @itiscammy]

My bosses/family don’t follow me on Twitter. So I’m putting it here first. I’m coming back to the 315 for summer. See y’all in April. It’s too long overdue

[Cameron MacCallum @itiscammy]

If there’s one thing I’ve learned this week: the promise of operating power tools will always incentivize my friends to volunteer for storm relief

[Cameron MacCallum @itiscammy]

My biggest fear about moving home is the likelihood of having a friend die of alcohol poisoning from “having a few drinks with Cammy MAC”

[Cameron MacCallum @itiscammy]

@_prettyneurotic @MRkearns Debatable. I just like to think my drinking is more “sophisticated”. Again. No one is prepared for me to come back to the 315

[Cameron MacCallum @itiscammy]

@MRkearns You are NOT prepared for me to move back home

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Don’t get me wrong. I’m full of enthusiasm. But I fear for public safety when I think of a summer reunion with @ethan_whitton

[Cameron MacCallum @itiscammy]

@MRkearns You mean you can’t drink Rum until you’re cross eyed at the drive in then play Roman candle tag out of moving vehicles until you play beer pong and paint my bathroom in vomit?