Chris Miles

Chronically maladroit

[Chris Miles @itischris357]

Just another day of my parents being on Facebook

[Poaster Fluffhead @MinnieFluff]

My brain at work the week before I see Phish

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@ItsNotFirenze Echoes.

[Chris Miles @itischris357]

Twitter nowadays kind of feels like your last year of trick-or-treating: you’re still trying to have a fun time but you can’t help but notice that it’s starting to feel a bit weird

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@gabegundacker Man I miss seeing these on my timeline

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A Netflix documentary about the lives of people who actually read the recipe backstories

[Chris Miles @itischris357]

Let’s all try to look alive when the server brings out the food and asks who ordered what

[Chris Miles @itischris357]

Anyone else’s cat do this? 😑

[Chris Miles @itischris357]

Tabasco is the miracle whip of hot sauces

[Chris Miles @itischris357]

Befuddled. Fascinated.

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Wonderful evening

[Chris Miles @itischris357]

Ditching cable is great and all but more respect to those who ditched their microwave

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Ope sorry

[Chris Miles @itischris357]

Just another day of my leftovers not making it past 10am

[Chris Miles @itischris357]

If the restaurant is farther than 1 mile off the exit, the interstate food sign needs to let us know

[Chris Miles @itischris357]

Someday I’ll successfully choose the quickest Costco gas lane. Someday.

[Chris Miles @itischris357]

The CDC says you still have to isolate for 10 days if you forgot about Dre

[Chris Miles @itischris357]

@ThatKevinSmith @The_SecretStash @JayMewes Ah tried to buy but no shipping 😕 oh well, stoked for Clerks 3!

[Chris Miles @itischris357]

A Netflix series that follows the lives of the former anti-vaxxers whose minds were solely changed due to the Biden/Jonas Brothers TikTok

[Chris Miles @itischris357]

How about #Costco Wrapped?

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*Hello 🤦

[Chris Miles @itischris357]

Dunkin’ has everything I need