Aloof Wife

[Theonidas @TheoIsFriendly]

If you negroes don’t stop asking “Why does everyone hate us? What we do 🥺” ass questions man

[Boo Boo the Fool 🤡 @lingyyyy___]

Idk bout Allyuh but leaving the country to go somewhere and eat Trinidad food is never my vibe !

I leave bake and shark here to go and try somebody something resembling bake and shark without the maracas sand to make it taste better ? Nah !

[x:) @sayakasbitch]

garth when agnes goes to visit becka

[Aloof Wife @itisclive]

He looks like a cadaver now.

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Lip reduction????!! 😭😭😭

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i'm fun for 32 minutes, then i start thinking about going home.

[Aloof Wife @itisclive]

Everyone was talking about Jafaar playing Michael in the movie. But not enough is being said about the performance of the child that played him in the first half to me tbh.

[Aloof Wife @itisclive]

The matcha conversation be killing me because doesn't coffee also need to be heavily flavored for most people to enjoy it? That's Starbucks' entire business model. Like what are we talking about rn

[s. @_suhfeeyah]

Listening to Wendy Fitzwilliam say SAGHS was her first choice bc she thought the uniform and matchy belts were so chic & cute lmfaoooo girl 😭 (same)

[Aloof Wife @itisclive]

I get annoyed every time I remember there are 17 Starbucks locations in T&T and one of them is directly across from Rituals in West Mall.

Bc what is the reason?

[Aloof Wife @itisclive]

People don't really have the heart to tell the children this, but you really have to lock in from like form 3 lmao.

If you know someone in form 3 rn, tell them to lock in.

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

I deserve a dragon after all I have been through

[anna @_annajacqueline]

A lot of you are missing the critical thinking skills that academic rigor in a social science field would have provided for you

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

[Aloof Wife @itisclive]

Season 2 was a mess. It was so clear that they couldn't figure out how to make it work after they wrote it into The Boys lol

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘GEN V’ has been canceled after 2 seasons.

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

Somebody said: “I’m almost positive older yt men go to the airport just to cough” 😫

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

[✽tink✽ (fun police) @arcanecovet]

they actually don’t want to make clothes that fit and work for your body when you have big boobs

[Aloof Wife @itisclive]

One of the things they don't tell you about getting older is that one day, out of nowhere, you'll just be unable to figure out how to position your arms, shoulders and ears to sleep comfortably.

Don't ask. Can't explain.