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Msc in Management, TS Dev and 3D Artist -

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LFG king

[༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ OMNI ◕_◕ Willow (P) GIBLY ใหญ่มาก @William44973280]

@TheHiddenVal I cannot thank @itszackri enough my wallet was drained and Lord Smile recreated my stolen Nfts and exorsized the stolen art. So happy to have my babies back.
This guy has taught himself to dev and is building in the bear.
Thanks again you are an efin LEGEND. LFG THV

[Daniel Foubert 🇵🇱🇫🇷 @d_foubert]

BREAKING: Iran says the strait is closed.
BREAKING: Trump says the strait is open.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.
BREAKING: Bloomberg says 3 ships crossed.
BREAKING: Iran says those 3 ships are Iranian.
BREAKING: Maersk says it needs clarity.
BREAKING: The strait is a philosophical concept at this point.

BREAKING: A fourth ship attempts to cross.
BREAKING: The fourth ship turns around.
BREAKING: The fourth ship's captain says he "needed to think."
BREAKING: Insurance for the fourth ship is now $47M.
BREAKING: The fourth ship is still thinking.

BREAKING: Trump posts on Truth Social that Hormuz is "TOTALLY OPEN, BEAUTIFUL, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN."
BREAKING: 800 ships remain trapped in the Gulf.
BREAKING: Trump posts again that this is Biden's fault.

BREAKING: Iran announces tolls of $2M per ship.
BREAKING: Iran announces tolls must be paid in crypto.
BREAKING: Iran has not specified which crypto.
BREAKING: Someone on CT says it's XRP.
BREAKING: XRP is up 34%.
BREAKING: It is not XRP.

BREAKING: Russia and China veto the UN resolution on Hormuz.
BREAKING: Russia proposes an alternative resolution.
BREAKING: The alternative resolution does not mention Hormuz.
BREAKING: Nobody is surprised.

BREAKING: Israel bombs Lebanon.
BREAKING: Iran says this violates the ceasefire.
BREAKING: Trump says the ceasefire does not cover Lebanon.
BREAKING: Netanyahu says the ceasefire does not cover anything Netanyahu is currently doing.
BREAKING: Ceasefire is now 11 hours old.
BREAKING: Iran closes Hormuz again.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.

BREAKING: Trump floats joint US-Iran toll venture to manage the strait.
BREAKING: The White House clarifies Trump was "just thinking out loud."
BREAKING: Iran says it will consider the proposal.
BREAKING: Trump says Iran's 10-point peace plan is "not good enough."
BREAKING: Trump says it is "a workable basis."
BREAKING: Both statements were made within the same hour.

BREAKING: 20,000 seafarers are still trapped on ships inside the Gulf.
BREAKING: The IMO says the priority is evacuation.
BREAKING: Iran says passage requires "coordination with armed forces."
BREAKING: Nobody has coordinated with the armed forces.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.

BREAKING: The strait remains closed.
BREAKING: This is day 41.
BREAKING: We will keep you updated.

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@tunguz Isn't EV faster tho

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@jolapot @FreeMsian Why are you using 2025 data vs 2023 data tho

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@0xJoshua @Simon_Ingari Mostest*

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"i shoulda bought more 😭" - can't be me $SOL

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@wilbmx01 @Parodyjeffx You didn't put r@p3

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@PingtvIndia @MattWallace888 @grok @grok what's your response to this

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Frens….do not let me take all your $SOL pls

[Fatima Shah @fatimazyhra]

religion so goated that everything happening in the world today was already mentioned in the Quran centuries ago

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@academic_la This is worse than apartheid bro..

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@yazanomarrr I hope things get better soon

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@Nermeenalswaisi .

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@elonmusk @iam_smx Elite ball notchledge

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@pukimarx Eminem
Tupac
Biggie smalls
J Cole
Lee Kwan Yew
Sang Nila Utama
Taufik Batisah
Enchiro Oda
Nicola Tesla
Jackie Chan

[HARDY BOIZ @thatjazzzfan]

@nocontextmemes Respectfully disagree. He also tries to hide that Linguini is Auguste Gusteau’s true heir so that he can keep control of the restaurant himself. He also plans to exploit the brand with cheap frozen foods, ruining Gusteau’s legacy of great cooking.

[Radiants @RadiantsDAO]

There are less than two hours left to submit your dApp to the @solanamobile MONOLITH hackathon.

Final stretch, bring it home. 📲

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@AssemblyRoti as my lecturer once said "WIKIPEDIA IS NOT A VALID REFERENCE"

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@CharlesNeo @AssemblyRoti bro cited wikipedia

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Watching Amazon Prime while the Iranians burn.
Stuffing our mouths with cheesysugarbacon
while the sky turns black over Tehran.
Laughing without smiling.
Laughing with full mouths and empty eyes
while their water mixes with oil and blood.

"Hoho this will hurt Trump in the midterms"
the liberal chortles,
masturbating furiously
while ruined parents pull ruined schoolbags
out of ruined schools.
Frolicking on lawns with hamburgers in both fists
doing patchouli tai chi
in clothes made by slaves
as black rain waters gardens
of severed limbs and blown-out eyeballs.

This is our culture.
This is our religion.
Praying to Pornhub while children scream,
telling ourselves it will all be worth it
when Iranian women can do OnlyFans
to pay for boob jobs and butt lifts
and go to Capitalist Heaven when they die.
Jizzing Taco Bells and bail bonds firms
all over the global south,
our bellies full of the flesh of children,
our veins full of plastic
and our mouths full of Lexapro,
dancing at the ballroom covered in blood and brains,
gyrating to AI-generated music
cranked up to maximum volume
to hide the sounds of the explosions
and the gasps of our dying souls.

Oh I'm sorry,
am I bumming you out?
Have a hamburger and a Xanax.
Everything's fine.
This is all normal.
Let's pick the bits of skull and teeth from our hair
and go party.