"Mom, how did we get so rich?"
"Your dad sold his wedding ring during the gold rush of October 2025 for 1000x return and we reinvested all of it into Nancy Pelosi on Autopilot"
Legalized gambling. Not that I was a big advocate of it but I thought it was fine and we should be allowed to play online poker
But it needs to be illegal. No one should be able to open an app and start gambling
🚨#BREAKING: NASA officials now report a 2.3% chance of an asteroid striking Earth in 2032, up from 1.9% yesterday. This equates to a 1 in 43 chance of impact, with a 97.7% likelihood that the asteroid will miss. The asteroid is estimated to be between 130 and 330 feet in diameter.
BREAKING: A video has been released by the Daily Caller of Nancy Pelosi seemingly limping and assisted with poles after leaving Congress.
She is 84.
Her portfolio, seen on Unusual Whales, is at an all time high.