rainy⁷🌙🪴

🏳️‍🌈 🔞 no minors. she/her.

[pea 🦇 devil's minion truther @dueroses]

“it’s just his were better” says daniel to the one person who dedicated 52 years into knowing him in every single aspect. ofc his martinis are better, he knows daniel like the back of his hand, knows Exactly how he likes them, might even know how many martinis he had in his life

[brit🐼 @attackonhobi]

now we’re about to see who’s really hungry for western validation

[vee @jimisite]

made him go through two factor authentication to retrieve his password oh it’s over for scammys

[NicoMartelle @NicoMartelle]

It's not only gay innuendo. It’s Thanatos coveting Eros's source of power (his sword/penis). Basically Death longing for Life.
This is as mythological as a dick joke can go.

[fagatha @melokordei]

angelina was TEWWWWW cvnt in this movie

[loj @JlMlNNNN]

he’s even more parasocial than us because he thinks we can actually contact him easily

[Jimin 🧃 @btspop613]

first taste of unemployment and he immediately goes back to being a twitch streamer. love it

[mia darinemavie new acc @yoondarine]

he rapped about making love all night long until his body passes out and yall moved on

[siri ☾ saw ltb + dionysus @ymndiors]

bts wanting to have sex with me is none of your business

[zoe⁷ 🍂 @Seoltangonpluto]

Not a single soul called him hobi that day

[۟ @urdailyhope]

That instant switch in his expression when the drone showed up...

[⋆ @vampiresslestat]

lestat starts levitating when he’s happy and he’s so excited to have louis watching him rehearse he starts spinning and twirling like stella from winx club. this is the cutest thing ever!!!

[juls⁷ 🇨🇴 verá a bts @jungkookxharry]

jimin es el defensor numero 1 de taehyung porque como puede ser que con esta seriedad esté diciendo que no sean tan duros con él porque es su primera vez jugando JSSJHDLWJSJSKD te entiendo nam yo también le tendria miedo

[mia⁷ @lovbtxt]

when namjoon starts stuttering in ddaeng

[sasukiño⁷🐀 saw bts x2 @sasuculo]

el concepto de yoongi agotando la batería social de jungkook palabras jamás dichas antes en la historia

[sab⁷ @btswantsbts]

oh okay cus we were wondering

[Carterrr⁷ | ⊙⊝⊜ @ughmane]

Armys after rightfully wacking a homophobe and racist

[kim taehyung's evil twin @jiminahsarangae]

someone had said seokjin is naturally sexy but he tries to look cute while jungkook is naturally cute but tries to look sexy and it rings true every damn time

[mary⁷ @koonimies]

rawdogging an entire 10k with no music just vibes and constant yapping he’s crazy