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This page is intended only for comedic purposes. All views expressed are jokes and not actual opinions I hold.

If you are offended, please let me know!

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@mlbkiwi @goodlobster1 Do you even read before replying? I already answered that question by saying "average". You are clearly just trolling since you are doing this with every reply.

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@mlbkiwi @goodlobster1 Some calves way 50kg+ at birth, and it is a one man job to go and pick up 5-10 of those and carry them across a paddock to a trailer. If it takes 2 women, why should both earn the same as a man who does it himself?

Equal pay for equal work. Do 1/2 the job, earn 1/2 the pay.

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@mlbkiwi @goodlobster1 I said when, not have you ever. But your answer shows you are aware that it is very rare. Dirty and disgusting jobs get higher pay, the vast majority that do them are men.

With highly physical jobs like farming, it takes 2 average women to do the job of 1 man. /2

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@JDWang11 @zipitsweety Next crash out probably won't be as entertaining
They have surely gone through every unique way to embarass themselves, and will just be doing remakes from here on out.

Although i could definitely see a crossover happening.

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@Sharon_Educator @matthewdmarsden Please explain how. Because i am genuinely confused by the claim that it is racist.

Saying something nasty to someone with a different skin colour doesn't automatically make something racist, and the claim she is a man has absolutely nothing to do with her race.

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@matthewdmarsden @MrNanobubble They dont usually let you take the mic pac home with you... (or screw ypur husband with it)

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@catlett @WilliamShatner I just want to walk past the bathroom door and hear someone yell, "I'M GIVING 'ER ALL SHE'S GOT CAPTAIN!"

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@mlbkiwi @goodlobster1 This argument never holds water once you start looking at the jobs that create the differences. When did you last see a female plumber or "garbageperson"?

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@Tauranga2020 @PhillipLaings @nzlabour Pretty sure i knew that locking them inside for years and racking up so much debt that my childrens, childrens, children will still be paying it off long before I had my first kid... but you do you.

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@BestOfCNotes Aren't people charged with murder of a law enforcement officer if they kill a police dog? So does the officer who shot the dog face the same consequences he would if he shot another cop? Or is this just one more way where police have different rules to everyone else?

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@gumdigger So a Maori (Tory Whanau) is primarily to blame, but as usual Maori are blaming whitey for their own peoples gross negligence/ incompetence? That's not news...

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@nickofnz @Poppies2288 Repeat that to yourself again. Say it slowly.

Now, do you think maybe if it has nothing to do with sports, it has nothing to do with sports?
And maybe you shouldn't be trying to change that?

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@Coltheman1 Interesting. I always assumed they started with a bunch of Maori words, and then twisted the story to fit those words.

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@brickem11 @dime4justice *whilst hunting moa to extinction*

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@boud_tilda @BITCOINFUNDMGR @ellamaulding It is easy stuff. Yet, somehow, you missed his very obvious point...

When women walk around half naked in public, they are the only ones who consent. Not those who see them.

(I personally have no issue with it, but that doesn't mean people/children aren't victimized by it)

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@happierhermit @SureshSyed @HobsonsPledgeNZ If you lot put as much effort into working as you do stealing, you would have everything you claim you are owed.

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@happierhermit @SureshSyed @HobsonsPledgeNZ Give back all the muskets, food, etc that you were traded for the land then you liar.

You lot are like someone going to a house their grandad sold in auckland for $20k 100 years ago, knocking on the door, and asking for an extra million because it is worth more now.

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@RaevenNZ @bangonomics @DevinMynett Can you point to the death threat in the FB post? Because if the FB moderators didnt see one, i doubt any sane person did either.

Eg. Saying "i support the bullet that hit charlie kirk" is rude, but not a threat or incitement of violence.

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@kiwialliance @DevinMynett @nettieg3 You are committing an actual crime by encouraging someone to submit a frivolous relort to the police just fyi...

There was no threat or call for violence. Hence, it doesn't violate FBs standards. It is also in no way a crime to say stuff like that...

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@tauhenare @Larry_D0g The maori surrendered when they had superior numbers and were much closer technologically. They were also united at that time.

In todays world, maybe 10% show up, the most radical racial supremacists. There will be more maori against you that with you.