Alisha✨

positive vibes only ✨

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

"Men just wanna come home and relax"
So do women, why do men act like waiting stability, care, cleanliness, and meals is exclusive to that gender

[Alisha✨ @itisntalisha]

Just sat and cried because we put my baby ducks outside for the first time overnight and I’m worried about them ☹️☹️☹️

[R @rjb_1998]

If you are using AI to pick out your outfit for a trip to the cinema then I think your life is probably a bit pointless no offence

[RAĒ @bbyyrrae]

People get weird when you stand up for yourself like did u really think ill let u talk to me crazy

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[pook 🔪 @edserkins]

the odds of you, your ex gf (love of your life), ex wife and current flinguationship ending up in the same elevator are low but never zero 😌

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

i actually love cleaning the house, but with three conditions:

- start when i want
- take as long as i need
- i have to be alone in the house

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

my fake ass swore i wasn't gonna let myself get invested in another game of thrones show after season 8 but unforfunately all it took was a couple of silver wigs and a few dragons and i was back

[Beffy @beffybadbelly]

An objectively brilliant insult, especially if you add “absolute” before it.

[mena @zcahverse]

empresas, por favor voltem a usar o canva não aguento mais ver aquelas imagens bizarras de chatgpt

[Alisha✨ @itisntalisha]

Only being from Guernsey can you fly over to Manchester on a Sunday and bump into the people you were sat next to on your flight at the concert you’re going to

[Alisha✨ @itisntalisha]

Didn’t get the polka dot memo for Olivia Dean tonight…

[Alisha✨ @itisntalisha]

Just spent the last 5 hours trying to avoid a crisis with my ducklings and now they’re both sleeping happily under the brooder and I am EXHAUSTED.

[Alisha✨ @itisntalisha]

Been watching one of our ducklings hatch for the last 3 hours and I’m scared to go to sleep in case it needs us in the night!!!

[elle @itisthegirl]

JUSTICE IS SERVED

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

The 2000s were the opposite of brain rot. We were coding our MySpace profiles, jailbreaking iPhones, and pirating music on limewire for our mp3s.

[annie @sweetndpolite]

when goodreads emails you to let you that you just finished a book like thanks beast i was the one who told you that though

[Anna @ox_anna29]

My whole young adult life has been under a Conservative government and all I got was austerity, tripled uni fees, Brexit, 11% inflation and Liz Truss. Respectively you guys can do one.

[kimberly. @problemsthots]

cancelled because you got a fucking nazi to headline when you could’ve just not did that. how embarrassing.