Cornelius (back to basics)

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The titles to these instrumental compositions are neither the usual ironies or throwaway, but are intended to mean what they say

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Missing Morgan rn

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if people saw me through my eyes they would be way more attracted to me

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suck my dick guentzel

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connor mcdavid is also my hero

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@realDonaldTrump we’ll consider making you our fourth territory if you exile the tkachuk family to chernobyl

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bobby mcmann is my hero

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women with big hearts and kind souls

erm… wait a fwiggen seg…

dis widdewawy is not fwiggen incognito
mode…

…*wut da fwiggen heg*…

<3 :)

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@purpulyam No prob bob

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A spooky walk home for my friends at 5:30 today I hope they make it

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Made it more accessible (you’re welcome America)

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Can’t believe I’ve still got gleep in bio

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heaven would be fine where i like you woody and not a liar
but at least in hells fire it wouldnt matter if i lost my lighter

[katie @katieonleafstwt]

John Tavares has reached the point in any good magic amulet a story when it inevitably turns the wearer evil

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The amulet 🤯

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Sign language rocks

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The song I want to put on Instagram notes isn’t on there and I have to say this is the most upsetting thing to happen to me in the last 48 hours or so

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I love Andy shauf

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Realize realize realize

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Making it official! I like the shitty line more

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I love a good fun fact tbh