Sara Switzer

I am one kick-ass momma and wife.

[Sara Switzer @itldivina]

Tara and Lilly’s relationship on #virginriver is so perfect it’s honestly my absolute dream.

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And People Magazine still shows up like nothing’s wrong…what dead girl? I don’t get how even Amelia’s parents are so nonchalant, this is your daughter’s best friend and you’re just reminiscing about Doritos? Do rich people not feel, unlike us poors?

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Little late to the party, but I’m watching #ThePerfectCouple, the maid of honor DIES, no one is grieving? The day of the wedding they’re all just like oh shit we forgot to cancel the oysters whomp whomp, this girl is dead and no one cries about it?

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@creepydotorg Kirk Cameron

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I just finished reading “The Paradise Problem” and if it ever becomes a movie I will not watch it.

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We’ve entered the feral portion of the year where I have no clue what I’m doing, where anything is, what’s happening tomorrow, if I have that already in the pantry so I better buy two extra just in case, if anyone ate dinner yet, whose are these things…

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I’m listening to Daily Best of 12-02-24 ♫ @iHeartRadio https://t.co/O6WHQQaWgg

[Sara Switzer @itldivina]

Part of healing your inner child is deciding to “just do” something. What if we put the Christmas tree in the hall? Just do it and if you don’t like it, don’t do it next time. And if you do like it, well that’s cool! It’s YOUR house, just do it!

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Just finished dinner and I could really go for some spotted dick

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I can overlook a lot of character flaws and political differences but if you are boring…oh lord please stay away.

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Based on the lack of parking spaces at the mall today, Americans are not looking to move to another country post-elections, they’re looking to fill their homes with tchotchkes from Hobby Lobby. And eat pretzels dipped in cheese.

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I can’t believe that even with the level of importance of this election that over 30% of eligible voters didn’t vote. Our local / state government affects every one of us every day, and not voting at all shows an incomprehensible level of apathy. Register to vote and then do it!

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My toxic trait 🚩 is the absolute unwarranted level of confidence I strut around the grocery store wrapped in. Absolutely no call for this level of self esteem 😂

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I have a weird impulse to get really familiar w towns that I don’t ever go to, like “oh yeah Torrington,” (it’s 30 miles away and I have never been there), “you just go past the TJ Maxx & the post office and there’s the best little diner…” I want to be a human gps I guess.

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Normalize eating a bag of croutons as a snack. Way tastier than pretzels or chips.

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The back of this bag of chips I bought has comic book 💥 speech bubbles with words like “tasty” “crispy” and “yumm”

Someone got PAID to design that. That’s amazing to me.

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@KevinMNelsonUSA Did he mean “reputable”?

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I can’t do it