michelley

chronically online

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

it’s really scary being a soup/sandwich girl in this grams of protein world

[michelley @itmeMitchD]

JSMBS: Jesse Solomon must be stopped

[michelley @itmeMitchD]

hey uhhhh reformation how about you stop targeting me and showing me $600 dresses I cannot have

[michelley @itmeMitchD]

“yeah my flag football coach got stabbed there”

[mr.boy @alvaro_coded]

legit traumatized myself last weekend when i told a really pretty girl she looked like “a young lena dunham” and she stared at me like I had taken a hatchet and chopped off her ankle. Then i sort of stuttered and said “but like thinner” which idk just made everything worse

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

didn’t know being the man was illegal

[The Real Housewives Polls @TheRHPolls]

Happy Easter 🐣 ❤️

[michelley @itmeMitchD]

@DudeAdvocate Kevin …… 😐

[michelley @itmeMitchD]

“I love the clean version of this”

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

Too many people trying to talk to me today

[dani READ BIO @lulushusband_]

the guy just swimming around always gets me this video is so legendary

[💜🧚🏼 @moon_prncss]

you’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Passive aggressive cleaning

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

i wanna smoke with her

[Krasi_SD @Krasi_81]

Why the f*ck is Slurton wearing clothes like this? WTF is this mess?? Seriously... she needs to get her stylist in check.
#RHOBH

[michelley @itmeMitchD]

pray for me pls because Kevin announced to me he wants to become a “little mustache with a soul patch” guy

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Instead of Turkish delight she gives Edmund ketamine

[michelley @itmeMitchD]

it’s about that time again, folks

[michelley @itmeMitchD]

*feels my depression creeping up
*plays Smooth by Santana