dan

celebrating life one day at a time

[dan @itme__dan]

i miss jenna marbles more than i will ever miss a man

[dan @itme__dan]

@boofinthetrap Sorry my bad

[dan @itme__dan]

It is a crime ‼️ that i am indoors 🚪 and working 📈 instead of falling 🏂 on my ass ❄️ in the snow rn

[dan @itme__dan]

@anomracesor Idk who you can sue about this but you need to

[dan @itme__dan]

Curing my depression with the full 10 disc collection of Fast & Furious

[Elmo @elmo]

May Elmo just say, Ms. @sza, YOU WERE FANTASTIC!!! ⭐️❤️🙌

[dan @itme__dan]

A millennial just asked me to listen to Russ,, i think i made it?

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Slavery was legal.
Segregation was legal.

Never use legality as a guide to morality.

[joola @puggsnkisses]

FUCK YOU ELON MUSK!!!!!!

[dan @itme__dan]

Raw please

[Heath Mayo @HeathMayo]

Please read this statement from the family of Rebecca Lobach. Read every damn word. And then share it with anyone you know who still cheers on this sorry excuse for a President.

The President of the United States, the Vice President and the Secretary of Defense claimed, without evidence, that this accomplished warrior was only in the pilot’s seat because of “DEI”.

She was in the top 20% of cadets nationwide—and it’s pathetic and disgusting that her family had to issue this statement to the country to justify her seat even in her death because the leaders she served under blamed her for the accident in front of the White House press corps within 12 hours of the crash on baseless speculation that she was unqualified because she was a woman.

If you’re an American—or even if you’re just a decent person—this should make you burn.

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

can i please come over and look at all your stuff in your room

[Amanda Hu @amandalhu]

Just going to continue emphasizing that this, detaining a bunch of people who haven’t been convicted of a crime and incarcerating them en masse in a fortified location against their will because they are part of a specific ethnicity or other group, is a concentration camp

[charlotte @CharlotteAbotsi]

I can’t do 4 years of infographic carousels. Y’all gon have to start to killing people

[gigi ☆ @DEARGlGl]

how it feels to be a beautiful woman complimented by other beautiful women

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Drinking water asf

[dan @itme__dan]

Something about being in a goodwill makes me have to shit so bad bro

[endora bullshit @collectdust]

"the wonderful company" should you want to change your shopping habits

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Bust down thotties

[joola @puggsnkisses]

merry whammas to those who celebrate

[dan @itme__dan]

I saw so many cats in windows last night, what a good day bro