B. Allen

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If you drop something when you were younger, you just picked it up. When you’re older and you drop something, you stare at it for just a bit contemplating if you actually need it anymore.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a flasher walked up to them and displayed his endowments. The first old lady had a stroke, the second old lady had a stroke, but the third old lady’s arms were too short to reach.

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@Thailah_Woods @LaraJameson007 Surprised to see you pop up here Lara. Thought you dropped out for good. You were my favorite back in the day I still participated in the lifestyle. Those were good times!

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@getnakedstmart

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If god wanted me to touch my toes, he’d have put them on my knees.

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@freshonly_ Being a slow learner!

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@Matt_Pinner The Birth Control look?

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Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple Terms & Conditions.

A little known fact....

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My boss said “dress for the job you want, not the job you have”. Now I’m sitting in the disciplinary meeting dressed as batman.

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In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

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@Geniustechw Anything they want.

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@QueenAnticommie I can sleep at night now!

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@femalebodybuil6 God, I hope not!