emily

e-milf

[emily @itmightbeemily]

call me a ground proximity warning the way i be tellin bitches to pull up

[emily @itmightbeemily]

playin with his balls like theyre jade walnuts

[emily @itmightbeemily]

scaring off the hoes by blasting the orchestral version of nearer my god to thee in my car

[emily @itmightbeemily]

@josephhpupo yo turn ts up

[emily @itmightbeemily]

tshirt i made in my dream last night

[emily @itmightbeemily]

no one gets me like Ducks Eating Peas Compilation does

[emily @itmightbeemily]

ghost ride the whip and it’s a stretch bus

[emily @itmightbeemily]

dressed as a wizard poppin a perc in a parallel dimension

[emily @itmightbeemily]

having a hickey in your teens vs having a hickey in your 20’s

[emily @itmightbeemily]

call my cave the nutty putty the way its stalactite

[emily @itmightbeemily]

nicholas hoult in superman

[emily @itmightbeemily]

a man without a mustache is like an angel without wings

[emily @itmightbeemily]

@jewbid next on the list

[emily @itmightbeemily]

i was put on this earth to smoke weed and play team fortress 2

[emily @itmightbeemily]

tweet from my shower

[emily @itmightbeemily]

@jewbid wasting away again in margaritaville…..

[emily @itmightbeemily]

lil something to take the edge off…

[emily @itmightbeemily]

@jewbid had to get the word out there

[emily @itmightbeemily]

probably for the best