Nilo

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[Nilo @itnilo]

The year is 2026 and i still cant believe billy raped and killed his own mum

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

i hate to say it but them bags are useful as hell

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

see, i was in the trenches

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

The Reason America is at War.

Happy Easter MAGA.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Ozempic proved that the "body positive" people wanted to be in shape all along, they just weren't willing to work for it.

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

His secret is not letting strangers decide who he is

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN WORLDWIDE

[blanc @dqveed]

Girl he’s gonna get to you there’s a queue

[artsch00lreject @artsch00lreject]

when Kanye said I forgot better shit than you ever thought of

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

As my wife points out, in this cesspit of male egos, there is one person who has been sent to prison

A woman

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

If adults told you “you should be a lawyer” as a child, that was a polite way of them saying you were clocking their shit.

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

“vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick”

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

I would be more concerned about why people in the world's sixth richest country can't afford cheese

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

“You’re absolutely right. I meant left”

[k @ysljennii]

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

[Nilo @itnilo]

Bro why am i finding out @MACcosmetics has changed their formula for the foundation powder im actually ANNOYED !!!!!! They actually had it perfect, so full coverage why fuck up a good thing. Slowly reaching your demise tbh

[Nilo @itnilo]

Immortal technique is still THAT guy

[Nilo @itnilo]

Going to try and go to a 5 day split from next week !! Ready to lock into my winter arc sœ bad