asma

sega PlayStation

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

Arne Slot welcome to the Arne Slot Penitentiary

[asma @itnotamsa]

saw a kid on the overground breaking his fast with ten dates in under a minute, long day at school

[asma @itnotamsa]

iftar fixation this year is blood oranges, i be tearing up a little at the first bite

[asma @itnotamsa]

@earfjam we’re getting battered mate

[Sky News @SkyNews]

'No one is here to help us': Palestinians watch on as Israeli diggers tear down their homes in East Jerusalem

Sky's @YousraElbagir reports
https://t.co/9kVpLewhZa

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Please understand that the companies making these products want you helpless. They want you illiterate. They want your kids to graduate school having read nothing, having written nothing, having learned nothing. They are breaking the world to pad their own pockets.

[Ciaran @ps2startupintro]

Klopp in the middle of filming a Trivago advert right now

[asma @itnotamsa]

vishnu from uttar pradesh is telling u that we need to save the west btw

[asma @itnotamsa]

something extremely hilarious about the number of people in the uk becoming radicalised and increasingly far right from twitter pages they’ve been following run by some guy in delhi

[asma @itnotamsa]

watched high school musical with a 12 year old n she asked me if zac efron is still alive

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

worst part of Chernobyl probably that it happened on a saturday. that’s some monday bullshit fr!!!!!! my love to the fallen of course

[asma @itnotamsa]

being 5 ft 6 at an indian wedding doomed to wear a max heel of 2 inches and still accidentally height mogging everyone sorry uncs

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

When others have different opinoins on trivial or mundane things it makes me want to harm them

[asma @itnotamsa]

started doing this 2 months ago and it changed my bitch ass life

[asma @itnotamsa]

@tikkapizza thank u asma i am honoured

[asma @itnotamsa]

look at these gorgeous figs that i caramelised in salted butter for my mandatory daily yoghurt bowl 🧘‍♀️

[asma @itnotamsa]

@rdrigx u gained weight on ozempic n now ur projecting :(

[asma @itnotamsa]

absolutely no reason for me to be eating a bowl of oats with pb n fruit and 3 scrambled eggs w parm just to sit at my compooter