Hunter Biden’s SlapChop™️

hydrofoil surf instructor, liberal, Italian American 🇮🇹🇺🇸 ☮️ Wishing peace to 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🇵🇸

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[Adrian Bott @Cavalorn]

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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@RachelBitecofer Just a reminder, while we focus on Ed Sheeran and P!nk.

How is this different from a nuclear explosion?

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@TaylorLorenz @Solidarity_Star What year is it

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@JesseKellyDC @martyrmade Trust me I’m a liberal, I have local California knowledge and better taste in food than 80% of your followers

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@JesseKellyDC @martyrmade That’s mid tier. Go to Sal’s. Nice Italian restaurant

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Pedantic note: Star Wars is fantasy, not sci-fi.

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

I don’t think this is correct, the most broadly popular sci fi franchise (Star Wars) is full of friendly and helpful droids.

The problem with this is that while everyone loves C-3PO and R2D2 the portrayal is transparently unconvincing.

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If you think the risk is zero… I guess you haven’t seen Terminator 2

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

This makes me sad. We are going to lose a chance at a better world because a bunch of doomsday cultists keep getting media tours

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@ArrA_Infinite Well I guess the guy she wanted to fuck wasn’t a fashion designer

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@JonMajerowski No it isn’t.

You’ll know it when you see the real deal.

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@RachelBitecofer Knew you were cool.

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@AdamKinzinger @HunterBiden Agreed. I don’t like it.

Corruption is corruption.

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@VICE He’s out of touch and definitely has no idea that he disrespected a musical genius.

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That’s the thing - he’s both, until the very moment you observe him.

Science is complex and beautiful

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

! Is Mitch McConnell alive or dead?

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@WalshFreedom You’d think some subjects would be a third rail.

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Maybe Theranos was actually a long game Nathan Fielder bit.

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@MJMcKean Please don’t make me google Corey Lewandowski.

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@WomanDefiner Not quite sure either one has made me laugh. I’m sure they could but I haven’t organically run across it.

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@PostLeftWatch I’m actually a little shocked he’s driven his podcast career into the “interviewing porn stars” ditch.

That was fast. 👀

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@WalshFreedom Joe, respectfully. The reason so many have this view is because Israel’s brutality has created an opening for sympathy for a terrible group.

Israel is wonderful in many ways - but we have to be honest brokers. The sheer destruction of Gaza isn’t winning hearts and minds

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@WalshFreedom @mehdirhasan Joe, what exactly is the combination of ethnic cleansing and wanton murder and destruction?

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@WalshFreedom Would you say they’re getting close to committing genocide?