Tech Support

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When I look at how long it's been since I've put up a tweet, I realize that I've been at this job for way too long.

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I want a nap right now. This day can't end soon enough.

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Most days, I can do this job from my home with a remote connection.

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This projector won't work with a new MacBook. No conceivable reason why it shouldn't. Looks like I'll need a bottle of Jack.

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I was hired for computer support. Most of the day is spent with fussy printers. I lost a check or a balance somewhere.

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Let's face it, it's Friday and you don't know what IT is doing. Answer: LAN parties and internet porn.

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I was out sick yesterday. Now there's a mountain of work on my desk. This is not good for recuperation.

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Also, Microsoft Word sucks wherever you use it.

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Nope. I was wrong. Horribly not on track.

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I've been horribly negligent at itrant.com. Hopefully, I'll get back on track.

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It's Thursday night. Do you know where your IT staff us at?

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It's not that IT doesn't like phones (we tend to love gadgety phones). We just don't like people. We prefer to communicate by email.

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My iPhone likes to shut itself off. This is very annoying.

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A printer has decided to print obscure error messages. Printer support says take it off the network... What's the point of having it?

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Someone told me I had a case of the Mondays. I should have smacked him.

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It's about now that I wonder when is too soon to call into work sick for Monday.

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Remember: Judas Maccabeus is the reason for the season.

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If a guest has a tech problem in our offices, it's my problem. "Bring your own damn cord" is rarely acceptable.

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Sure, integrated webcams make it possible to preen at your desk, but at least the bathroom provides some privacy.

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Sometimes I can't decide if I put whiskey in my coffee or just drink straight whiskey. I'm sure most people can't tell on Friday, anyway.