Breaking: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.
Sorsby cannot play in Texas Tech's first two games, which was the penalty his legal team suggested to the NCAA.
Today: Juan Soto signing a $765 million contract and won’t run out ground balls
70s: Pete Rose signing a $100,000 contract and running out his fucking walks like Usain Bolt because he had money riding on that shit
Advantage: 70s
.@ZohranKMamdani yes hello it is Danhausen ~ Danhausen needs a giant floating Danhausen balloon ready for the parade that drops pizza and hot dog to all the New Yorkers.
Danhausen may be placed in between Snoopy and Garfield.
PS ~ give the muppet who lives in a garbage can an apartment so he can get off the streets and turn his life around.
This is the wildest World Cup story yet. If someone in Toronto sells a ticket above face value they get fined $25,000 yet the city of Toronto bought 3,500 World Cup tickets early and then sold them to taxpayers at a markup as a “revenue generation strategy.” What the hell man.
A host of things:
She’s awful on defense and when she’s getting cooked, she pouts about it instead of playing harder
That, impacts her offense bc she’s thinking about getting cooked all game.
Defenders have found out that if you play hard, physical defense, she either is gonna flop or turn it over.
She doesn’t seem to take coaching well, she lashes out at refs when she doesn’t get her way, and I could argue that she hasn’t improved a single thing about her game since we saw her in college.
She’s not having it her way like she was at Iowa, it bothers her, and everyone can tell