it do be like that

alright alright alright- outkast

[goosie 🐭 @pollypocketmode]

thats how I move in the grocery store. I'm chatting with anyone. Someone's gotta uphold our Mothers' traditions

[Max Evans @Max_Evans85]

????

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I love going to bed. "Time for bed," I say

[Mazer Rackham Jr. @TheNextMazer]

"I don't know" is maybe the funniest piece of direction you could give an actor in this situation.

[ollie @highqualityape]

Dressed up so nice for the wife and she don’t gaf

[🌱joey @oddpolarb]

On my way to the hug factory 🏭

[britni @badlckcharm]

keep having dreams about someone that i shouldn’t be having dreams about

[cee @1ovesickkk]

me when anything happens: maybe its a sign

[Jack Califano @jackcalifano]

I love AI. I love having to re-read every single sentence on the internet twice to discern if I am getting the advice and experience of a living, breathing human being, or the sludge of a demonic greed machine engineered by 300 losers in San Francisco to steal my money. Fun !

[blue @bluewmist]

You need to be slowmaxxing. You need to be reading long, fat books. You need to be making 48-hour chocolate chip cookies. You need to spend hours watching wildlife, you need to spend 15+ min making your coffee. You need to breathe in and breathe out. You need to be slowwwwwwwwww.

[Chairman @LRH_Superfan]

Having banned alcohol, Mormons are slowly converging on the Middle Eastern tradition of eating ridiculously sweetened food as a substitute

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

i know it feels good af to be a leopard and dangle in a tree like this

[Circe @vocalcry]

When the polycule breaks up

[˚ ⟡ ♞ ˖ ࣪ @grladvntr]

when u reread ur texts with someone u don’t talk to anymore and realize u sound stupid as fuck and they genuinely never gaf

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

hunter biden has proven that the best way to become cool and well adjusted is to do drugs and have sex

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(leaked 911 call I made as my friend was being mauled to death by a chimpanzee) This chimp is bad news

[cav empty @cavempty_]

are you undermining my authority and plotting to overthrow me yes or no

[KUSO 🔞 URAGONER gamedev @kuso_otoko]

no, whales are cool, I just didn’t expect them to be chinese