Amber

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Judge Matthew Kacsmaryk, who just banned abortion pills nationwide, has claimed that being transgender is a “mental disorder,” and that gay people are “disordered.”

This is the Republican Party. A hateful, bigoted, fascist movement hell-bent on taking away all of your freedoms.

[Amber @itsAMBAM]

10:34pm

~my husbands brother is in town~

Anthony: yo bro you have to see this shit

Me: *wow I wonder what he’s going to show him*

~brings a spoon of specialty balsamic vinegar and asks him to try it~

Wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Amber @itsAMBAM]

Why did the ending of firefly lane leave me crying at 1 am

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me in my own room laughing at my own jokes cuz i’m hilarious

[Amber @itsAMBAM]

@Lissfuentes08 I agree with nick too!!

[⚡️The Traveling Trader⚡️ @ZTheTrader]

Fuck Exxon ($XOM) and Chevron ($CVX). Both companies reported record profit, while Americans were routinely forced to decide between filling up their tanks or buying groceries.

They charged more at the pump, not because they had to, but because they could.

[Amber @itsAMBAM]

A big fuck you to @exxonmobil

[Sheldon Whitehouse @SenWhitehouse]

While you were robbed blind at the pump this year (and GOP blamed Biden), Exxon made $55,700,000,000 in profits.

Over $1 billion per week.

$152,600,000 per day.

$1,766.24 per *second.*

Congress should heed POTUS’s call and pass my bill to claw back Big Oil’s excess profits.

[Amber @itsAMBAM]

What is wrong with my father 🤣🤣🤣

[Amber @itsAMBAM]

Bartise’s friends are dweebs 🤣🤣🤣

[Amber @itsAMBAM]

Todays orange theory workout got me so fucked up that after the workout I sat in the passenger seat for 2 min….. until I realized that I’m the driver and the only person in the car🙃

[Amber @itsAMBAM]

Just saw the starlink satellites pass by in Houston! Pretty cool @SpaceX

[WARM PAPI @wanderd_]

if Anderson paak not In your top 5 in the last 10 years something really wrong

[Amber @itsAMBAM]

@rachelrebecca12 Who you drunk snapping?

[Amber @itsAMBAM]

@Lissfuentes08 @sydolii Dumb ppl

[Amber @itsAMBAM]

@_AshleeyDiaaz Is it good

[maybe: clare @clur19]

My biggest fear about becoming a mother is the fact that one day I’m going to have to admit to my daughter that I never learned how to french braid because my mom never knew either and now my daughter is stuck in a long line of French Braid-less women

[Amber @itsAMBAM]

@KingRogerWess Lmao wut

[Amber @itsAMBAM]

Anthony had 7 bites of my dinner without my consent. I made him Venmo me $7 dollars.

We share the same bank account but it’s the principal of the matter.

🤣🤣🤣

[Amber @itsAMBAM]

I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣